What did you learn today?

People can sometimes exaggerate things to the point where it's just plain sad and ridiculous.
That person won't die.
Go to a strip club to ease your anxiety and pressure in your wallet.
Taking the role of "therapist" in the group is a shitty role if you can't do shit while you watch your friend swimming in the uni's lake.
Listening to the train stop announcement very clearly will get you to your destination with more certainty.
I get slightly squirmy at the sight of fresh cadavers.
I've been listening to shitty dubsteps during the last hour.
It's not Chagas, it's Carrion.
I forgot that there's a few weeks left for me to settle all those re-enrolment stuff for next year.
If they're not black, they're not bones.
I have lost a part of my identity and I will never get it back.
It has been more than 2 months since I've stopped playing online games.
Senpai never noticed me during these few days but his friends did.
I have reconfirmed my ADD status, and it seems that I'm having lisp currently.
People laughed at deaths and it's true, only if comedy is applied to it.
I am not funny at all.
That guy has made a very nice impression of a doctor with a French accent.
I feel too relaxed for a guy who's having a lot of assignments that needs to be done by the coming week.
I think I may have typed more than I have spoken so far.
This is definitely the longest incoherent chunk of words I've ever typed.
I can't stop because I feel like there's more stuff I've learnt during the past.
I stopped at this point because I'm getting really sleepy.