What is a man?
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A man is someone that can protect his fiancees from women
-always tells a truthful lie
-whispers a song instead of singing it out loud
-eats burnt bacon for the taste
-sits for 30+ hours a week
-keeps a stash of porn and money
-only uses a universal remote
-wishes for a new 34in' LCD/Plasma TV for daily programming
-always tells a truthful lie
-whispers a song instead of singing it out loud
-eats burnt bacon for the taste
-sits for 30+ hours a week
-keeps a stash of porn and money
-only uses a universal remote
-wishes for a new 34in' LCD/Plasma TV for daily programming
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A miserable little-
Oh.
Well, to be a man you must have honor. Honor and a penis.
All joking aside, honor is definitely there.
I don't know as much about being a man as fighting like one, so I will discuss that.
If you fight someone then fisticuffs is the most manly. Throw away your guns, knives, whatever, and punch the mofo.
Secondly, if you do fight with a weapon it must be huge. I can not stress this enough. When you fight with a weapon, get hot-blooded, and your testosterone starts to get up there you'll know why. It's not a sword, it's your penis and I'll be darned if the other guy is gonna have a bigger one.
Pose! When you win, lose, or knock the other guy down, pose! Hell, pose even when you're not fighting.
Those are the basics of man fighting.
Oh.
Well, to be a man you must have honor. Honor and a penis.
All joking aside, honor is definitely there.
I don't know as much about being a man as fighting like one, so I will discuss that.
If you fight someone then fisticuffs is the most manly. Throw away your guns, knives, whatever, and punch the mofo.
Secondly, if you do fight with a weapon it must be huge. I can not stress this enough. When you fight with a weapon, get hot-blooded, and your testosterone starts to get up there you'll know why. It's not a sword, it's your penis and I'll be darned if the other guy is gonna have a bigger one.
Pose! When you win, lose, or knock the other guy down, pose! Hell, pose even when you're not fighting.
Those are the basics of man fighting.
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What makes me a man is my mentality, the way I think, present myself, act, react, and live my life, it is all set to my representation of myself as a man and the kind of man that I want to be.
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ashcrimson wrote...
A very simple question. What makes a man a man? What makes you a man? Is it your thingy, what if it gets cut off by accident? Is it your interest in making love to women? Is it your biological body, is it your head? What really?
Just thought id ask it here since this place is obviously overflowing with men... so, what do you think?
A man is defined by his charm, wit, strength to lead, courage, bravery, the will to try anything, a man is someone who is willing to take it to the limit, who will always keep the promises they make, a mans who will save the damsel no matter how many times they get in trouble. a man is also someone who can please any woman.
theres more but thats the sum of it.
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You're a man if you want to be... Any woman can be a man if she wants to be; like a gay dud replacing his male genitals for female ones... but I dunno about girls turning into guys though...
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...oi, oi... i just realized if what you guys say is true then i have never met, or heard of, a real man(except for "real" men in animes and mangas)... and i am far from being a real man... well, of course, except for the male "parts"... hahaha...
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
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razama wrote...
This is what makes me a man:
And you can smell like a man too with old spice:
I'm on a horse.
That was the best damn commercial I've ever seen.
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TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
razama wrote...
This is what makes me a man:And you can smell like a man too with old spice:
I'm on a horse.
That was the best damn commercial I've ever seen.
I approve
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Who the hell knows what a man is nowadays? If you're born a woman, you can have a sex change and get a fake penis and be considered a man. And if you're born a man, you can change your penis into a vagina and be considered a woman. It's a crazy, crazy world we live in.
But I'll go with Dracula's definition.
But I'll go with Dracula's definition.
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jenslyn wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
razama wrote...
This is what makes me a man:And you can smell like a man too with old spice:
I'm on a horse.
That was the best damn commercial I've ever seen.
I approve
Oho, I use the same deodorant he's using. That makes me feel more manly now.
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Ilska Zornig wrote...
What makes a man: 
Why are his testicles inside his thighs? And why is the dick sewn into his leg?
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1. An adult male human.
2. A human regardless of sex or age; a person.
3. A human or an adult male human belonging to a specific occupation, group, nationality, or other category. Often used in combination: a milkman; a congressman; a freeman.
4. The human race; mankind: man's quest for peace.
5. Zoology A member of the genus Homo, family Hominidae, order Primates, class Mammalia, characterized by erect posture and an opposable thumb, especially a member of the only extant species, Homo sapiens, distinguished by a highly developed brain, the capacity for abstract reasoning, and the ability to communicate by means of organized speech and record information in a variety of symbolic systems.
6. A male human endowed with qualities, such as strength, considered characteristic of manhood.
7. Informal
a. A husband.
b. A male lover or sweetheart.
2. A human regardless of sex or age; a person.
3. A human or an adult male human belonging to a specific occupation, group, nationality, or other category. Often used in combination: a milkman; a congressman; a freeman.
4. The human race; mankind: man's quest for peace.
5. Zoology A member of the genus Homo, family Hominidae, order Primates, class Mammalia, characterized by erect posture and an opposable thumb, especially a member of the only extant species, Homo sapiens, distinguished by a highly developed brain, the capacity for abstract reasoning, and the ability to communicate by means of organized speech and record information in a variety of symbolic systems.
6. A male human endowed with qualities, such as strength, considered characteristic of manhood.
7. Informal
a. A husband.
b. A male lover or sweetheart.
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Rbz wrote...
What is a man?
The reason women belong in the kitchen.
earned rep for making me laugh
but in all seriousness this is more of what makes a good person rather than a man however if you mean man as in a gentlemen.
What makes a man: Great articulation,Knowledge,The abilty to easily backhand insult,Being quick witted,to be chivilrous regardless of the situation,must have some means of dueling with someone
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The ability to grow majestic beards, and the overbearing wish to have some impact on the world beyond your years. Wanting one's name on something, some memorial or some achievement as testament to prowess is an inherently male characteristic.
