What To Get A Bad Kid For Xmas?
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Here is a topic though that is timely and I'm not sure how many of us ponder this thought. I do believe kids' Christmas gifts should directly be linked to their behavior during the year--its the only part of the Santa Claus mystique that is held true. Many families have a "black sheep" of a child, one thats just a little bit more bad than the other, my question is: Does He Get A Less Valued Gift? I mean, shouldn't the little dude have to "pay" for his naughty behavior throughtout the year? I'm not trying to be a meanie come Christmas time, but it is definitely a venue to teach a lesson, isn't it? If your child behaves, he gets a better gift. If he showed certain qualities throughout the year, he gets a better gift. Better grades = better gift, and so on. I don't intend to remove the spirit of Christmas here but it does also introduce the child to the realities of an incentive-laden world; you work harder and you get rewarded better than everyone else. So what do you get a bad kid for christmas? Should his/her siblings that behaved better receive an obvious upgrade? Are you telling me you're going to give this little child of Satan a gift?
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Good ol' coal doesn't suffice anymore? I got that as a gag gift once from my dad one year, who got it the year before form a coworker. As far as I know there is a lump of coal around my city somewhere that is being passed on every year. Wonder if it'll ever get back to me. <.<
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A taser or a cane would be a gift, especially if it's used in some "character building" exercise with this little punk.
A toy only works for a few years, but the scarring and lessons from a good beating will last a lifetime.
A toy only works for a few years, but the scarring and lessons from a good beating will last a lifetime.
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Bad Behavior: Kick to the head.
Good Behavior: Bitch slap to the face.
THAT IS HOW I GIVE MY GIFTS!
Good Behavior: Bitch slap to the face.
THAT IS HOW I GIVE MY GIFTS!
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Rovencrone wrote...
I really dun care. give em a $10 gift card to wal mart and they'll go nutsKids these days aren't as easily bribed...
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
@Harmonian: I was just gonna make a suggestion out of reference of that video.
Just give bad kids educational toys and clothes.
Just give bad kids educational toys and clothes.
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harmonian that video made me cry...in laughter for the poor kid. maybe I should try that with my console boxes
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Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
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Maybe a passport and a ticket to a third-world country because that's where you'll be sending him to for a year by himself.
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Lamz0r wrote...
Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
what happend??
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Feon wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
what happend??
he became a nerd
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Rovencrone wrote...
Feon wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
what happend??
he became a nerd
isnt that a good thing?? without nerds there will be no cool people also
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Rovencrone wrote...
Feon wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
what happend??
he became a nerd
No he became a jerk yelling at his teachers just because of his father's system of rewards for grades... and went on and on, this guy can't do anything without seeing some solid reward in it.
It was probably partly because of his personality, but still... this fucked him up even more.
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Lamz0r wrote...
Rovencrone wrote...
Feon wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
what happend??
he became a nerd
No he became a jerk yelling at his teachers just because of his father's system of rewards for grades... and went on and on, this guy can't do anything without seeing some solid reward in it.
It was probably partly because of his personality, but still... this fucked him up even more.
yeah I was like that for a while til I discovered the world of free hentai!
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Lamz0r wrote...
Rovencrone wrote...
Feon wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
Feon wrote...
Better grades = better giftDon't ever do this. I had this classmate back in elementary and this sorta system really fucked him up... just don't do it.
For this bad kid... get him all the gifts he wants but (if he still believes in Santa Claus), fake a letter where Santa says he's watching, and comes with his gifts only after he sees that said child was behaving well. And that this observation might take a loooooot of time.
If he doesn't believe in Santa, just tell him that he gets gifts only when he starts to behave.
what happend??
he became a nerd
No he became a jerk yelling at his teachers just because of his father's system of rewards for grades... and went on and on, this guy can't do anything without seeing some solid reward in it.
It was probably partly because of his personality, but still... this fucked him up even more.
that dude is seriously fucked..... yelling at his teachers sweet....
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Feon wrote...
that dude is seriously fucked..... yelling at his teachers sweet....Well I did that too, but not just because I needed a good grade to get my money... and not when I was fucking 11 yrs old. He did.