What would you do during a zombie invasion?!

I would stay with the strongest and smartest person i could find so they can keep my ass safe. Then if that fails then i will show an X-Ray of brain to the zombie. Once they see how small is it then they will walk away...

and you would probably serve well as his bait to get away should he need to. My plan involves me being the most intelligent person there as to ensure I can manipulate others into doing the dangerous things.

Well I'd get me a raygun.
Upgrade that shit.
pwn sum zoms.
End.
:D

[size=10]note to self the smartest in the group is the evilest[/h]
I will follow you to the ends of the world! Im soo loyal, if I become a zombie i will give you a head start to run away from me XD

1. establish a safe location to travel to (a boat in the sea, military base, Space?)
2. Stock up on munnitions, minimum of two handguns, melee weapon (katana/bat/machete), some form of a rapid fire gun with straps to hang off my hip, SHOTGUN to attach to my back.
3. Head towards safe haven whilst picking up comrades and survivors on the way.
4. ??????
5. Profit

I would gather all the members of Fakku! and completely dominate the zombies by showing them our leader:

Imma gonna have to repeat mahself...

meh...

I'd kill a whole lotta them then I'd prolly get ronery by mahself so I'd end up doin summin along ze lines of this...

ZOMBIES AREN'T SHIT. THE TEAM ROCKET FORTRESS CAN WITHSTAND ASSAULTS FROM STANDING ARMIES, EARTHQUAKES, AND MAGICAL ATTACKS. A ZOMBIE INVASION WOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK.

AS IN I'D GO WALKING IN THE PARK DURING THE ZOMBIE INVASION.

WHILE PUNCHING ZOMBIE FACES IN.

FOR SPORT.

IN CASE OF ZOMBIES CAN I CHILL ON YOU SUPER SECRET ISLAND THAT YOU DID RESEARCH WITH MEWTWO ON AS SEEN IN POKEMON THE FIRST MOVIE???????????????????????????????

SURE, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP ALL MY SHIT AND LET MEWTWO GO.

IF THAT EVER HAPPENS THEN ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES WILL PROBABLY SAY "WE DREAMED OF CREATING THE WORLD'S STRONGEST POKEMON, AND WE SUCCEEDED" THEN PROCEED TO GET KILLED

THEN YOU WOULD COME IN VIA HELICOPTER AND SAY TO MEWTWO "THOSE FOOLS THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT I SEE YOU AS A VALUABLE PARTNER. WITH YOU PSYCHIC POWERS AND MY RESOURCES, TOGETHER WE CAN CONTROL THE WORLD. A WILDFIRE DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH, IT WILL BE THE SAME WITH YOUR POWERS UNLESS YOU LEARN TO CONTROL THEM. I CAN HELP YOU DO THAT. TRUST ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU A WAY TO FOCUS YOU POWERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE. HA HA HA"

AT THAT POINT, MEWTWO BECOMES YOUR BITCH

Uh huh.

OMFG MECHWARRIOR ALERT

FAFNIRS ARE BEST MECH EVER PRETTY MUCH

id camp on that mechs leg and reload a shotgun

1. Mass DL VN/Eroge/Porn at Fakku
2. Get provisions
3. make sure my bow and knife set is in good condition
4. barricade our house
5. use bow to snipe zombies for the fun of it while DL's are on going
6. use knife to gut any zombie that get's to close while DL's are on going
7. once DL's are complete, lock myself in my room with provisions to last me months and enjoy myself with the VN/Eroge/Porn
8. kill myself once done

Try to barter with Giovanni and Lolol and stay on Giovanni's super-island. I mean, if the fortress go down, I can just rely on Lolol to provide me with the time needed to run the fuck out of there.

That okay with you, Lolol?

OH VERY WELL THEN, JUST AS PLANNED

arent we all screwed if pedobear got infected

Yes we are.