.... you did everything you could for me and for that.. I thank you.. never forget.. I will always be by your side.... ( Kisses on the forhead).... I love you
Serious: I'm sorry for everything, please forgive my useless soul. Please do not forget me when I'm gone.
Stupidity: 'GAME OVER PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN'
Portal: The cake... is not a lie.
Big Boss: This is good... isn't it?
Amongst strangers: Grab the nearest stranger, pull him close and say "I was not fit to carry out our duty, but you... you might just be the one. If you fail as well, humanity itself is doomed." Hopefully inspire them to do something great (or stupid).