What would you're last words be?

" À tout le monde
À tous mes amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir "

Pretty much like that.

I know this isn't a proper thread for a second post, as is most of my content;

"See ya fuckers! I'll go first and heat hell for ya!"
or
"First! I win!"

I've already had a situation in which I've had a lot of last thoughts in one moment. Most prominent:

"Oh shit!"
"Why me!?"
"Ouch!"

Would also make up great for great last words.

Good night, world.

"Tell mai waifu ... I love her more than anything in za warudo."

Freinds and family that are near me: HA-HA You gotta pay for mah funeral
Me: IM OUTTA HERE!
Worst enemy: Wanna come with me?! 'Then evil laugh till i croak'

I will respawn again in 1500 hours

this is gonna be epic

Family: I was Right
Friends: Wipe my hard drives

Bai m8s.

If my Doctor Who friends are about:
"It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. Any moment now..."

If my anime friends are about:
"Still read me Gene? Just remember, outlaws never go down easy, no matter what happens to them."

This.. isn't even.. my final.. foooorm! *goes into SSJded*

Serious: I lived an okay life it is my time and i must accept.

Inner: noooooo i never got a true anime loli for myself ;_;

Brain: well fvck i knew i should have deleted some bookmarks on pc and phone.

To friends: see ya all i will haunt ya from time to time

To family: burn my laptop, phone, home consoles, handheld consoles with me....oh yeah loved you thanks for taking care of me...

To my wife...crap dont/never had one x.x dies alone...

Alone: Game Over

I would say "Be right back"

"Mother- Father- The truth is, bl@@@@@@@@h" Of course that`s assuming that I would die before my parents but that`s a whole `nother story.

Alternatively, "I masturbate to loli hentai; check my collection m8" Gotta leave some kind of legacy behind.

"I'M TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT" *gunshot*

"Do not open when your 18 yrs old" Hands a paper with grand kids saying "Hello FAKKU! We met again..."

the aristocrats

Till next time...

why'd you shoot me? i gave you my wallet.