If i were going to die, i would say somthing along the lines of "I may not have left the world a better place than i found it, but every person who knew me has my signature permenently engrained in their minds."
For more epic last words, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLm-5B7NXug
my last words would be:
"Bury my porn with me!"
"death is quicker then i thought"
"I have my Will in my laptop...(Cough) (Cough) also..my...porn is there.. too.. -dies-"
If i am able to die under the moon:
"Ahh what a life i lived..." staring into the moon
With friends:
"You guys are.... dumb.." or "See ya later.." or "You all are cowards!!"
If i am by myself:
"(Cough) (Cough) Theres only death and me that are alone..."
Srs- i would just Stare off into the darkness or the moon/sun and hope i will go somewhere
If my kids are there when I'm gonna die I want to say "there is something I've never told you. I was a con man earlier in life, and ihid all my money..." than I want to die. How pissed would they be for the rest of their lives?