What would you're last words be?

How long have I been asleep?

Time to meet the family!

This made me think for a while. Then I realized if I post it here. Someone might copy it in their death. So I'll post my alternative last words.

"Wow. Didn't realize how beautiful the world is."

I cant die yet, I still have things to do.

I die the way I lived. A man.

I'd probably ask for a pause so I can think of something witty to say before I drop dead just to realize that the pause button is jammed in this game of life.

"This is going to be fun" with a smile on my face

Fuck this game

Towards family: Thank you and I'm sorry.

To friends: "It's over, please lay me to rest...forgive me...let me go" - Howard Jones (from KSE, the song This Is Goodbye)

By myself: ...(I wouldn't say anything. I would have this song in my head).

Both family and friends: I'll meet you on the other side.

At last... Peace has come... to me...

"NaPaTa..." -Dies-

For the last troll: "I left the gold in the..."
Seriously: "I'll meet you on the other side."

sorry i came inside

WHY CAN'T MY NEIGHBORS SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THEIR MUSIC ON AT 1000 AT NIGHT...

...ggwp.

*kneels over*

To myself: 'Fuck this gay earth'
To Family/Friends:'Ill see you cocksuckers in hell'
To Foreground: 'Ill miss you.'

My last request is that you make sure by body is donated to a medical school so, in death, I can contribute to the advancement of science and thus, help to aliviate suffering in this world, even if only a little bit...

But make sure that the medical school has a lot of girls. Hot girls too. And if you have time, ask if any of them is a necrophiliac.

Probably something like: Oh...so I wasn't meant to do that?
Or: All I've done is watch anime, read Manga and wrote books...LIFE WELL SPENT!

Do not mark my grave. For those who will remember me are those people who really care.

Well shit I'm Dead