"Once I'm in the ground and have risen to heaven, I don't want to see sad faces mourning over me... At least not for long. You'll find happiness without me... *turns to person by my deathbed* I'll make sure of it ;)"
Something like that. I want to be a guardian angel when I die.
kids, come close, closer, i need to tell you this before i go. When i was in college, i was part of an under ground organization that played competative blackjack, and we won almost 280 billion dollars. I converted my share of 18 billion dollars into 24 carrat gold, and i burried it. To keep it safe. and i burried it--------------------------------
and thats when my ekg goes *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* and my children are forever trolled