lying in my old age in a bed: "come, come closer.....closer.....closer (once their close to my face) hahahahahahahahahahah"
in a hospital ward full of people: "first one to hell wins"
to my family: "everything that i have, all of my lifes belongings and earnings...... all of it................................... is getting burnt with my body and then blasted into space hahahahhahahahahhahah".
"I....I never thought it would happen so soon *cough*....... You........You have to tell them to stop*cough* if you don't.... Tell them there's no doubt it will happen...*cough* now that I'll be gone....*cough* now it all falls on you... *cough* * cough* " Then just fall dead.
it would be awesome because after that guy I told that to would be like "WTF what does he want me to do...... What do I have to stop..... What will happen......WTF is falling on me" And then commit suicide off the pressure.
nothing to just be able to see someone i love holding my hand, i wont say goodbye since i know in some other place we will meet again & be together again forever
1. "I want to be buried upside down, so that my critics can kiss my ass"
2. *sees Death* "So Death, what's next?"
*Death takes out a notebook and reads it*
"Well, it says here that you will be the son of two prominent doctors."
"Hm.., not bad."
"No wait, that's your sister. It says here that you're going to be a dog."
"Doh!!"