What's the best way to get a girl... in the mood

This man's advice works wonders.

It really does. Steve's sister falls for it all the time...

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Only because I told her to go with you. We had a deal, remember? You give me pron, I give you my sister.

Oh no, I did it before the deal was made. Had to make sure I wasn't getting faulty equipment.

^This.

O.o wait when did the test first then keep system start up

I'd say passionate French kisses while subtly fondling the girl's boobs gets a girl in the mood. Just make sure the girl is hot.

Let her out of the kitchen. bitch would be so grateful to not be staring at white tile anymore that she'd be all over my dick.

She'd just stumble around being confused. She wouldn't be turned on, she'd be dumbfounded to discover that theres more in the world than the kitchen and the bedroom.

Sounds like good advice to me

It varies from girl to girl, so you'll get no definitive answer.

That's why you should always try plans A-Z on every girl.

Let's say that plan Z works and nothing else. What if A to Y are risky plans that might cause you to break up with her?

I don't think you can just try everything...

Well I guess it depends on how serious you are about the girl?
Can't you just ask that's what I would do.

Like: "Hey let's have sex!"

Doesn't work with a lot of girls. :D

depends on the girl really. 1 girl might like it if you push her against the wall lift her up and have her legs lock around you when you make out, another girl might push you away or worse knee your balls. if she lets you, physical contact is great. (gropes, kisses (work your way down from her lips down to her neck then lower and lower), slowly slide your hand from her shoulders and work your way down, just keep teasing her like so

That's not what I meant, like ask
what turns her on? :l

hmm what turned my ex on really good was when she was on the phone with her mom i stripped her pants and did her while she was talking i wouldnt let her hang up and when she was about to i made myself sound like i just came in the room and said oh hey tell your mom i said hi :D

Print out a picture of [Insert famous movie star]'s face and then wear it like a mask usualy worked for me?