Whats the creepiest thing you've found?

I found a drawer in my frinds dresser which has a slew of sex items. Like, a blow up doll, used condoms, dirty panties (His btw), Crisco....and thats just gross, and an afrocentric pocket pussy.

ask rukia.. she'll guide your way.. :roll:

...wot?

Rukia92, Resident "Finder of Weird Shit."

I feel bad about rukia, when she was down I went to give her a rep point. But I was on my DS and accidentally pushed the minus sign. Because some images don't always show up on the screen.

Yeah, that used to happen to me a lot. The whole image thing.

really has a nice ring to it.. :roll:

xD Credit for the name is not mine.

How do I get a title? just wondering, I know I can go to the help and support forum, but I figured it would be faster here.

250 posts = FAKKU Elite

1,000 posts = FAKKU Elder

Repetitive uploader = FAKKU Uploader

Member of a specific team = FAKKU [team member]

Be Jacob, Nikon, or Raze = FAKKU Admin

LONG LIVE HIBIA! :roll:

I don't see Elite taking that long. I absolutely love this site.

Yeah, Elite was perhaps a bit too lenient. But meh, what can you do, right?

Are you a moderator?

A File on a friend computer that I was working on, what was contained in said file will scare anyone for life. This file contained;
goatse
cock flop
ass tulip
bottle guy
tub girl
crusty pizza
Alaskan pipeline
among other horrors.

LULZ goatse!

That would probably make me throw up a little in my mouth. One is tolerable but, damn..

There aren't any moderators, just Overlord Jacob, Commander Raze, and Top Chef Nikon.

I think I remember a recent post about this....

OH YEAH HERE IT IS!!!!!

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?

Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.

Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?

Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.

[while you see Seth when he was a kid]

Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.

Evan: That's *****.

Seth: No *****. It's really ***** up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]

Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.

Seth: Just listen. Okay?

[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]

Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was ***** crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...

Kid: Pussy!

[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]

Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

Seth: Yeah. I know.

[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]

Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunch box dick treasure chest and he ***** flips out.

[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]

Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no Popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.