Ramsus wrote...
rukia92 wrote...
I love how my name is now associated with creepy & weird shit. We all gotta have a talent I guess.
Creepiest thing I've found was a bunch of naked lady pictures... in a drawer... in some old guys room at the retirement home where my grandpa was.
It was my grandpa's friend and I was looking for his medicine. I couldn't... just... old man fapping still creeps me out.
Okay so now we know how to pay you back. So we all need to wait about 50 years and then show up at your house and fap.
"And in local news, a group of seniors was arrested today after breaking into an elderly woman's house, then proceeding to pleasure themselves in front of her. Witnesses reported hearing the woman's screams from a block away, and police were quick to respond. Unfortunately, they arrived too late to stop the men from 'reaching completion'. They face charges of breaking and entering, indecent exposure, sexual assault, and various crimes against humanity."
"I guess that's what you might call a sticky situation."