Whats the funniest thing you ever done in DnD?

Whats the funniest thing you ever done in a role playing game of Dungeons and Dragons? Me I have done these.

1. Kicked a small troll like a football.
2. Picked up my friend who was a cleric and made a flying cleric bomb.
3. Picked up a kid and rolled a 20 and then confirmed it with another 20 and rolled another 20 after that so I threw him so hard he was orbiting earth.
4. Jumped off a building and landed on a knight killing him.

Never did play DnD, but if I did, it'd probably go like that.

lol I love that.

I've always wanted. My friend played it but then in high school I talked to him and he was all like, "I don't play that anymore."

I cried.

I play it with my friends. We have done lots of funny stuff.

Me, the wizard of the party, was spider-climbing up a castle wall, went into a room, and a maid saw me. "What are you doing here?" she asked. "I...uh...you know... MAGIC MISSLE!" and blew the maids chest open.
Another time a friend lost 3 characters in one session. It was kinda sad, really.

LOL thats a good way to end a conversation lol!!!

Ok, so this was the start of my groups current campaign.


Im playing a skeleton cleric, and the campaign starts out in the pit of hell, and we (and 11 NPC's) have to enter a door and face a trail, I had to kill an inflatable devil duckie, I was the first to finish, and after a while this happens.

DM:A man Emerges from the 7th door
Me: Npc?
DM:Yeah, He strides forward and begins to brag about the sword he has on his back
Me:ok, I would like to approach him
DM:ok, he's staring at you,
Me: Ok, I Want to place my left hand on what would be his right shoulder, and Congratulate him on his find
DM: ok, he-
Me:and rip his eyes out.
DM:wha..
Me: I want to rip his eyes out, y'know, just sink my right hand into his eye sockets, then curl my fingers and yank.
DM:So you're ripping his eyes out.
Me Yes.
DM:fine, roll
*rolls a 20
Dm:..
Me:So do I rip his eyes out?
DM:yes, you rip his eyes out
Me: cool, I want to take his sword too.
DM: (sigh)

Best part was he had plans for that NPC,

I remember somehow ending up falling down a well and going unconscious for a turn or two, and then when it came my turn I rolled to try and get out, and got a one. A rock fell and hit me in the head and I was knocked out a few more turns.

Took me way too long to get out of it.

My brother was a douchebag game master. xD

That was fun!

God, that is just crushing for the DM... never been one, but I've seen stuff like this happen, and it just seems awful given the amount of time they put into it.

1. Had my half-vampire character suck the blood off a giant squid scaring the shit out of it.
2. Me and my friend rolling a 1 on our Spot and Hide checks (simultaneous roll). Resolution: his character stumbles near me and my character still didn't spot him.
3. Opened a room full of zombies - immediate reaction: grabbed our female halfing cleric, threw her in and shut the door. she hated me afterwards, both player and character.

Lol Epic Fail!

yeah, and we happened to be BOTH Rogues! XD we had a good laugh before we could continue the campaign. and the root of it all is the masterwork lockpicks he stole from me that i steal back that he steals again.... you get the picture.

We had one game where some of the characters were not quite what they seemed. The big fighter was actually a wizard, for example. I had a rogue emulating a bard through some creative use of his many skills.

The best character in that game was actually one played by two players, though - one for each of his two quite different personalities, both even with a different class. :D

Kicked a troll into a pit and burned him with a bigass fireball. Then I kicked my friend in so that he could loot for me.

here is how another funny thing went.


DM-you killed all the monsters.
Us-Awesome!
Dm-Roll a listen check real quick.
Me-18
Friend1-1
other friend2-1
other friend3-20
Dm-You hear someone walking to the door.
Friend1-I shall hide behind the door when they open it.
Me-okay we all hide.
Dm-A woman opens the door and walks in.
Friend1-I jump over the door and Judo chop her in the neck!
Dm-Roll it.
Friend1-20!
Dm-You judo chop her into a deep sleep.
Us-Wow that was easy!

Oh, heres a more recent story:

After getting to the end of this cave, we came across 2 goblins, one bigger than the other. The smaller one came at me first. I hit him with my Quarterstaff and knocked him out. Then the bigger one came at me with a Bastardsword, so I picked up the smaller one and used him as a shield. It worked, I then proceeded to fail my attack roll and get sworded into a wall.