Whats the funniest thing you ever done in DnD?
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schmitty wrote...
Oh, heres a more recent story:After getting to the end of this cave, we came across 2 goblins, one bigger than the other. The smaller one came at me first. I hit him with my Quarterstaff and knocked him out. Then the bigger one came at me with a Bastardsword, so I picked up the smaller one and used him as a shield. It worked, I then proceeded to fail my attack roll and get sworded into a wall.
lol
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I once talked an ogre into starting a moderately successful kilt business.
And, not killing me.
(Rogues can do that)
And, not killing me.
(Rogues can do that)
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Aud1o Blood wrote...
I once talked an ogre into starting a moderately successful kilt business.And, not killing me.
(Rogues can do that)
your an awesome rogue!
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Crazy shit happens when you get a 20.
I was in an argument with a guy who claimed my character was useless, so we got in an encounter, and before he could do anything, I complimented the ogre on his loincloth.
One thing led to another, and we're sitting in his tent, talking out a plan for a custom kilt business.
I have never seen a man facepalm so hard.
I was in an argument with a guy who claimed my character was useless, so we got in an encounter, and before he could do anything, I complimented the ogre on his loincloth.
One thing led to another, and we're sitting in his tent, talking out a plan for a custom kilt business.
I have never seen a man facepalm so hard.
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Never played DnD, but I did play Mutant. There was this one time, when we role played, and I role played a mutant rat/man, and I murdered a person, and then drew obscene pictures on the walls with her blood, cause I had to leave a message, but my char couldn't write and...
Anyway, good times. I also went back the next day to return the brush I had used.
Anyway, good times. I also went back the next day to return the brush I had used.
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Aud1o Blood wrote...
Crazy shit happens when you get a 20.I was in an argument with a guy who claimed my character was useless, so we got in an encounter, and before he could do anything, I complimented the ogre on his loincloth.
One thing led to another, and we're sitting in his tent, talking out a plan for a custom kilt business.
I have never seen a man facepalm so hard.
Lol, compliment on a loincloth and a kilt business wif an ogre.
You, Sir, are a d20 business tycoon!
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lollollol12 wrote...
THIS THREAD REMINDS ME OF THIS VIDEOThe fact that Larp is like that in america makes me lol. But then again, it does not make me surprised.
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Another funny thing
Dm-There is lava in front of you.
Me-I intimidate the lava
Dm-Roll it
Me-17
Dm-The lava intimidates you and its says "Come on I'm freaking lava."
Me- .......
Dm-There is lava in front of you.
Me-I intimidate the lava
Dm-Roll it
Me-17
Dm-The lava intimidates you and its says "Come on I'm freaking lava."
Me- .......
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I have no idea how you even play DnD. If I were to play it though I'd probably jump off a building in reality because whatever my life has come to for me to play DnD it must suck.
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Scion in chains
The Forgotten Faggot
I finished starting out and 10 minutes later accidentally threw a spoon into the screen.
