Which disaster would you prefer?

Doesn't get much more random than this.

Difficult choise on this one...

I'll go for Zombies. Legit way to bash skulls XD

Fuck yea, Godzilla! At least we know we can kill it, but fuck, will it cause a shitload of damage.

agreed
it may be a bother to deal with its size but well who cares

it will be localized though, probably New York or Tokyo... so not much of a danger to me up in Canada.

Okay I'm ready! Bring it dead people who are somehow walking again!

That is if we're talking about that crappy-ass'ed Godzilla from the american movie, if it's the japanese version we're somewhat fucked.

Aliens. That way there's a possibility we'd get space technology.

Then we could wage pointless wars against other galaxies! Awesome!

give me godzilla!!!! I want to try and kick his ass and if I get squashed well at least I'll make him die by trying to cut his foot off.

You guys do remember the Godzilla babies right? It was practically like Jurassic park.





Oh noes anal probing O_O

but mostly in the U.S.A they seem to like us

Some call it anal probing.
Others call it a fun way to spend a Friday night. haha

Zombies theres just nothing as fun as wasting a horde of zombies... I think?

Oh and I would have picked aliens if I was sure I'd get to fuck one.

Depends if they're hot aliens; I mean, imagine Jabba...

how about a synthesis: you get to fuck a zombie.
Man, that would be a zombie movie I could get into. Guy trapped in a city of sex-crazed zombies; has to fuck his way out. Hollywood style happy ending with stars + stripes sunset and Star spangled banner.mp3 blaring; guy standing there with his "one true love" zombie-bride he picked among thousands, fanning his dry-heaving balls with a COCA COLAâ„¢ paper hand-fan.

The male sex-crazed zombies might be a tad problematic.

Like this? If I just put a paper bag over her head I'm good to go d(^__^)b....wait this is like necrophilia right? ::has second thoughts::

Godzilla.

It's been wasting Tokyo for like 40-50 years now and it's still standing. Fucking termites are more destructive.

Problematic? No, highly profitable!
We'll have two editions ("cuts") of the movie.
One with all cat-girl eye-flattering female zombies catering to the one part of the audience.
One with all "fabulous", sparkling male zombies catering to the yaoi-loving fujoshi audience. Not sure how well that'd go with my COCA COLAâ„¢ product placement plans though.
Oh man, I should pitch this to MGM right here and now.