Deftera Mirage wrote...
Happy V-day Zack.
I mean, who hasn't wanted to ask out a girl and tell you love her the day before Valentine's day, but the psychotic monster that has tried to kill you for weeks on end tries to kidnap her in an ambulance as your more successful, richer and more popular friend saves her cause you're in a wheelchair. Then, of course, she makes out with your best friend, tells you that she never thought of anything more than a geeky friend and watches as the psychotic monster throws you off a ramp, more than likely killing you and ending your misery.
Seriously, we've all been through this, right?
I have to laud whoever wrote that segment, that was right on the balls.
Speaking of that, I was pleasantly surprised at the opening segment of Raw. I saw the podium - oh Jesus, this will suck balls - until they started taking verbal pot shots at one another. Dolph referencing Truth's state mistake a few years back, Punk and Dolph dissing Miz's stern face off-mic, Truth's crazy dialogue on spider stew, Punk referencing Jericho's dismal performance on Dancing With the Stars.