Yer First Job?

A warehouse! (It wasnt fun)

Agricultural work with my friend Manual labor. Nothing like spending a day wheelbarrowing dirt and rocks around...

At the Krispy Kreme store.

I love them donuts.

ummm i think it was working in a chip shop (no not the crisp chips)... if not that it were a checkout guy at a shop

A McDonald's with a bunch of jackass high schoolers. They partied with the managers so there was NO authority there. They pretty much did whatever the fuck they wanted and actually did their job if they felt like it.

One girl, I swear to God, would be on her cell phone from the second she clocked in to the second she left. On the job and in the back (kitchen) and the managers said nothing. I told her off once ("You wouldn't think the tea was so heavy if you got off your fucking phone and lifted a little!") and the manager fucking APPLAUDED ME.

It sucked ass.

My 1st work was in a Night Club ^_^

Worked at my city's branch of American Health Network, in Medical Records. Was tedious, but incredibly easy. I miss that job.

you sir or madam are made of win for this

my first job was in construction, I hated it so much.

yeah, I liked it very much <3
There's many hot & handsome guys there >_<
I've always had fun =)

I worked at a video game store it was pretty chill except my manager was a dick and would get pissed when I did not sell anything. The problem with video game stores are window shoppers. Most people that go into video game stores just want to look around and don't buy anything while people that go to coffee shops already had the intention to buy something before they got in the store. Other than that it was cool.

Construction job for my brother a few years ago. Boring, tough and crazy job.

I was a trained over time and became assistant to the executive chef and head catering chef.

freelance graphic designer at books&magazine company.now i know how mangaka/editor feel's when the dreadful deadline are right behind their tails.

.NET programming and software engineering. First and current job ^_^

Employed in a metal-sales store *blargh*
always being friendly to customers even when i was down >_>

A job? What's that?

Ninja assassin.

Since this douche bag beat me to what I wanted to say, I guess I'll answer seriously. The first job I ever had that lasted more than a day was selling drugs. Although, when I was 15 I worked on an ice cream truck for a day. I really can't say that was a job though, my brother was the one who was working, but they were working at a polo match or something one day and, I don't remember why or how, me and my mom got roped into coming with them. There were a lot of customers and the driver told me he'd pay me if I helped out for the day. I did, but I wanted to kill myself after 10 minutes.