your most awkward moment

What is the most awkward moment you had in your lifetime?


I remember I used to always jump over those small concrete poles outside stores, well one day I did it on a very tall one, and I hit my nuts ending up landing on my face, in front of many friends and many people.

Honestly I can't remember. I know I had tons of them when I was in school, but being twenty-one now ,and not having stepped foot inside a school or college in three years makes me realize just how dumb and trivial they all were.

That post I just made in the masturbation thread would have to be on that list somewhere though. XD

Coming out of the bathroom at my job at Mcdonald's and for an unknown period of time, my zipper was down...yea. LOl. It was the guy who was doing a 5pm-8pm shift that told me.

back in grade 5 I think
PE class
Friend was drawing a penis splurting out massive shots of cum like a volcano with all vividy colors (different colored cum? green, red, blue, yah I think there was more like a rainbow cum perhaps)

I pulled out a piece of paper and drawn a bra and panty
PE teacher went up to us
saw that coming

kinda improvised on an abstract face

like a guy with glasses
(panty looked like one wierd smile)

PE teacher confiscated our drawings
:D after PE class he said the class had two great artists
Flashed the drawings

that was one colorful drawing
Managed to slip away with the wierd face improvision

Hmmm... probably the first time I asked a girl out. I remember that being pretty fucking awkward for me.

Oh I remember one from school now.

It was Freshman year. I was coming back from lunch to go to Health class, but for some reason or another I had a huge erection and no long t-shirt or sweatshirt to hide it. I just had to pretend I didn't notice so it would go away faster as I walked down the hall. Luckily I was the first one out from lunch so there were few other students and teachers out in the hall. I thought I was free until I got to class.

It was the first day of the whole Sex Education week in Health. There were diagrams and crap all over the front chalk board and I noticed one that was a diagram of a penis. I just wanted to die right there because the teacher was up front and had me help her put up one more thing on the board. I know she noticed because afterwards she just cleared her throat and told me to take a seat as she looked at me funny. I felt like shit the rest of the day. XDD

Mine would have to be in an elevator 3 years ago in college.

I had in my jeans pocket some sliced green mangoes and a small amount of "bagoong alamang" (savory shrimp paste) in a sealed plastic tube to eat later on. I went in a crowded elevator.

About on the 3rd floor my gel pen from my breast pocket fell. I immediately placed it in jeans pocket and waited for my floor. A few seconds later the smell of the savory shrimp paste was prevalent in the elevator. Then I noticed my jeans' pocket. The gel pen was without a cap, it punctured the plastic tube, and the paste's juices had soaked up in my pocket. And they were all looking for the culprit.

I immediately unboarded at the next floor. I spent the next hour washing my jeans at the CR with handwash soap to remove the smell.

I've had quite a few, but usually just when I say something so random and loudly at thaat, that the whole goes silent and then
*BOOM!* Awkward silence >__>

MINE IS WHEN I PULLED OUT MY DICK IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC AND THEY WERE ALL SILENT AND SHOCKED BECAUSE IT IS SO HUGE

Your humor bar is out of mana. Go rest at the inn.

NEGATIVE, NO HUMOR HERE, REAL TALK PLAYA

PICS OR GTFO!

for me i got two hentai doujins from a friend (one yuri and one loli yuri)
so i dont know that i was thinking but toke it to my high school with me
to show it to one of my friends (they all know me because i like to show WTF stuff about anime like suicide death black lagoon stuff like that for their reaction) and i show it to him. luckily for me his GF was there with him and told him "here are the books that u like" not awkward for me but for him (you can guess what happen).

and the teacher came passing by (Nice timing) saw the doujins and call my parents awkward for me

MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT

Must I?

ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS

Gross.

Anyway, my most embarrassing moment would probably be my sophomore year of high school.
I was living at my grandpa's who happens to have a good set of land, and I was running late for the bus and ran. And the bus runs along the property and picks me up at the end, right as it was passing me I stepped in a small hole and tripped flat on my face. I got up again, and took like 2-3 more steps and fell again face first on the ground.

I stood up and walked back to the house humiliated.

I've read this story before.

Yea. It's been done before, but I thought I'd share again anyway.