your most awkward moment
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Gross.Anyway, my most embarrassing moment would probably be my sophomore year of high school.
I was living at my grandpa's who happens to have a good set of land, and I was running late for the bus and ran. And the bus runs along the property and picks me up at the end, right as it was passing me I stepped in a small hole and tripped flat on my face. I got up again, and took like 2-3 more steps and fell again face first on the ground.
I stood up and walked back to the house humiliated.
I've tripped over a pipe before >__>
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I think my most awkward moment was when I was performing a demonstration in public about how to masturbate properly at a park. I felt I was doing a service to my town by informing children about technique before they reach that special point in life where they want to start making the scene with the magazine. So anyway, I was on stage performing the Jedi Hand Trick and explaining to the crowd the various techniques. Then suddenly, my cock popped off, wriggled around on the stage for a minute or so, sprouted a body that looked like a cross between a ventriloquist dummy and a wet hobbit. Needless to say I was quite embarrassed. I quickly grabbed a pizza box to cover my remaining parts and slowly edged my way off the stage.
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Bumping into one of my upperclassmen getting a blowjob on school toilets during my first year of highschool. Yeah, it was awkward.
Well, they might have felt a little worse, though.
Well, they might have felt a little worse, though.
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When I was about 10 my best friends sister once mistoke me for him (we looked pretty much the same from behind)and jumped out on me. Naked. I didn't really go round to his house much after that...
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Spoiler:
MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT
ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS
YES IT IS! *obviously knows as well*
um... my sis caught me with my dick out fappin' to some major pr0n
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TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Spoiler:
MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT
ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS
YES IT IS! *obviously knows as well*
um... my sis caught me with my dick out fappin' to some major pr0n
Oh shit lol xD
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I was sitting st my desk one day during school poking some caulluses I had with a tack. I poked to hard and let out an invoulentary "SON OF A BITCH!" Normally that wouldn't be so bad but I was going to a christian private school so things got real awkward real fast.
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Spoiler:
MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT
ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS
YES IT IS! *obviously knows as well*
um... my sis caught me with my dick out fappin' to some major pr0n
You know. In any hentai doujin that would have turned out to be a fantastic night.
yes. yes it would.
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Brittany
Director of Production
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Spoiler:
MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT
ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS
YES IT IS! *obviously knows as well*
um... my sis caught me with my dick out fappin' to some major pr0n
You know. In any hentai doujin that would have turned out to be a fantastic night.
yes. yes it would.
Is your sister hot?
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Spoiler:
MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT
ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS
YES IT IS! *obviously knows as well*
um... my sis caught me with my dick out fappin' to some major pr0n
You know. In any hentai doujin that would have turned out to be a fantastic night.
yes. yes it would.
Is your sister hot?
Mine is but she smokes :( that's a major turn off for me (well that and the whole sister thing >_>)
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Kuri
Lover of Dark and Tan
My awkward moment would have to be back in 9th grade when my gf found my box full of hentai under my bed and "vice versa" when I found my gf's "toys".
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Gross.Anyway, my most embarrassing moment would probably be my sophomore year of high school.
I was living at my grandpa's who happens to have a good set of land, and I was running late for the bus and ran. And the bus runs along the property and picks me up at the end, right as it was passing me I stepped in a small hole and tripped flat on my face. I got up again, and took like 2-3 more steps and fell again face first on the ground.
I stood up and walked back to the house humiliated.
Come to think of it, tripping is probably one of the most embarrassing things I have done too.
I remember I used to always jump over those small concrete poles outside stores, well one day I did it on a very tall one, and I hit my nuts ending up landing on my face. >.>
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Mine was when I got out of the shower and thought no one was home so I walked to my room naked and walked straight into my brothers girlfriend. Also while he was dating her I walked in on her while she was naked. I'm just glad they're not together anymore.
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IEAIAIO wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Spoiler:
MY NAME IS OG MUDBONE, GOOGLE IT
ITS PATHETIC THAT I KNOW WHO OG MUDBONE IS
YES IT IS! *obviously knows as well*
um... my sis caught me with my dick out fappin' to some major pr0n
You know. In any hentai doujin that would have turned out to be a fantastic night.
yes. yes it would.
Is your sister hot?
Mine is but she smokes :( that's a major turn off for me (well that and the whole sister thing >_>)
I hate smokers >__>
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Gentlepervert wrote...
Yeup, on women, kinda boring if smokes but if prostitute, it's sexy.What the hell.