TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
This is the conversation Adam had with God before the creation of Eve:
Adam: God, I am lonely and bored. Please make me a companion.
God: I will make you a woman as a companion.
Adam: What will she be like?
God: She will cook and clean for you. She will not complain. She will not give you headaches. She will not make you miserable because she is. She will lay with you every night without complaint. She will make and clean your clothes. She will support and agree with your every decision. She will tell you that you are always right. She will never lie to you. She will not be unfaithful to you.
Adam: What will something like this cost me?
God: An arm and a leg.
Adam: What can I get for a rib?
HAHA! Darn you adam! you ruined it for us all!