Vladimir Putin wrote...
You think God's as fake as the others?
Please, I'd like to see you go against any of this
Verses... let's see. Now, let's think... if I were a wise person and if I were to write a book for the Bible... which book would that be? Ah... remember Solomon, the wisest king of Israel? *unfortunately he would become an apostate later in his life, but I digress...* Solomon authored the books Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Songs, and READ EVERYTHING! So perhaps there might be words of wisdom from there? Hmmm... ah! Ecclesiastes 1:6 seems to tell us SOMETHING about WIND CIRCUITS! Wind circuits... cool! What's the actual verse? "The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again ACCORDING TO HIS CIRCUITS." Hmmm... and this wasn't discovered until WAY later... probably in the 1900s or so. And if you're going to say "but this Bible was written after it, dur hurrrr...." Er... I'm using the KJV... READ EVERYTHING... and KJV was written in 1611... based off Erasmus's Textus Receptus... written in 1521 (somewhere around there)... based off the Byzantine Texts (Majority Texts)... over 5000 of them agreeing with each other... very ancient manuscripts NOT named Codex Sinaiticus, Codex Vaticanus, and Codex READ EVERYTHING. Hmm... interestingly enough, Ecclesiastes 1:7 talks about evaporation... which wasn't discovered until the 1500s by Galileo! Need wisdom? Look no further than the book of Proverbs and Ecclesiastes! And remember... READ EVERYTHING!!
and as for those fake deities made by man, foolish enough for anyone to believe, they thought that the world was being held by animal on top of animal, and as for the christians believing the world being flat, thats catholics. I could explain the differences of roman catholocism and actual christianity later if you want
Isaiah 40:22 states that "It is he that sitteth upon the CIRCLE OF THE EARTH." The circle? Wait... wait a minute? Are you telling me that... Isaiah thought the world was circular, not flat? Since there was no word for sphere, circle is used... the Hebrew did not make separate words for 3D objects. And yes! Of course the world is round! If God indeed did author this book... wouldn't He know His OWN WORLD that HE created (Genesis 1:1... the very verse liberals/evolutionists/idiots ignore)? Yeah, at least we READ EVERYTHING now to show us that we aren't the ignorant ones... the world is indeed round... Flat world... tsk... what kind of an excuse are these people making?
It seems Job was wise too... and in his book, we can find something quite interesting. With all our modern physicists talking about light particles, photons, gamma rays, and whatnot, we would think we're making advances, no? Ah yes! Einstein discovered that light is a PATH... not an object. Hmmm, isn't that innovative? Oh wait! Look at this! Job 38:19 says "Where is THE WAY where light dwelleth?" The way... means PATH! Job didn't even say PLACE... he said WAY! Einstein first? Oh! Denied! That's why we take some time to READ EVERYTHING.
And regarding outer space, Job suggests that God "...hangeth the earth upon NOTHING." What? So God isn't a loony at all? Well, duh! He made the world! Of course the world would suspend in outer space... and when did WE find that out? Job seems to have known... it's crazy what people back then thought. They thought that the world hung on top of a giant elephant, standing on top of a giant snake, standing on top of a giant turtle! The Greeks believed that the god Atlas was punished into holding the world... and everyone believed in that as well! So why did Job know this? Well, simple... the Bible is very true! It is the word of God! GOD EXISTS
Go against ANY of this
I have to say, you went against your own arguments by presenting them with such immaturity and vulgarity. Right there, you already lost any debate you were attempting to start; better yet, provoking a childish argument.
It has been widely found that much of what you quote is errors to which translations are subject, possibly total suppression of words, probably altered, or fabricated in whole. And that's not even going into all the mistakes made by the compilers of all these books into one "holy" tomb that proves most, if not all, of the books were written by someone other than the given credit; done so because no ones going to believe a nobody. The following are quick snippets I could remember. I'll let one with a little more energy to amuse you further.
Solomon:
Some of the Proverbs ascribed to Solomon did not appear till two hundred and fifty years after the death of Solomon; for it is said in xxv. i, "These are also proverbs of Solomon which the men of Hezekiah, king of Judah, copied out." It was two hundred and fifty years from the time of Solomon to the time of Hezekiah. When a man is famous and his name is abroad he is made the putative father of things he never said or did; and this, most probably, has been the case with Solomon. Solomon's Songs, amorous and foolish enough, but which wrinkled fanaticism has called divine.--The compilers of the Bible have placed these songs after the book of Ecclesiastes; and the chronologists have affixed to them the aera of B.C. 1O14, at which time Solomon, according to the same chronology, was nineteen years of age, and was then forming his seraglio of wives and concubines. The Bible-makers and the chronologists should have managed this matter a little better, and either have said nothing about the time, or chosen a time less inconsistent with the supposed divinity of those songs.
Isaiah:
Whoever will take the trouble of reading the book ascribed to Isaiah, will find it one of the most wild and disorderly compositions ever put together; it has neither beginning, middle, nor end; and, except a short historical part, and a few sketches of history in the first two or three chapters, is one continued incoherent, bombastical rant, full of extravagant metaphor, without application, and destitute of meaning; a school-boy would scarcely have been excusable for writing such stuff; it is (at least in translation) that kind of composition and false taste that is properly called prose run mad. the compilers of the Bible mixed and confounded the writings of different authors with each other; which alone, were there no other cause, is sufficient to destroy the authenticity of an compilation, because it is more than presumptive evidence that the compilers are ignorant who the authors were. A very glaring instance of this occurs in the book ascribed to Isaiah: the latter part of the 44th chapter, and the beginning of the 45th, so far from having been written by Isaiah, could only have been written by some person who lived at least an hundred and fifty years after Isaiah was dead.
These chapters are a compliment to Cyrus, who permitted the Jews to return to Jerusalem from the Babylonian captivity, to rebuild Jerusalem and the temple, as is stated in Ezra. The last verse of the 44th chapter, and the beginning of the 45th [Isaiah] are in the following words: "That saith of Cyrus, he is my shepherd, and shall perform all my pleasure; even saying to Jerusalem, thou shalt be built; and to the temple thy foundations shall be laid: thus saith the Lord to his enointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden to subdue nations before him, and I will loose the loins of kings to open before him the two-leaved gates, and the gates shall not be shut; I will go before thee," etc.
What audacity of church and priestly ignorance it is to impose this book upon the world as the writing of Isaiah, when Isaiah, according to their own chronology, died soon after the death of Hezekiah, which was B.C. 698; and the decree of Cyrus, in favour of the Jews returning to Jerusalem, was, according to the same chronology, B.C. 536; which is a distance of time between the two of 162 years.
Job:
the book of Job carries no internal evidence of being an Hebrew book; that the genius of the composition, and the drama of the piece, are not Hebrew; that it has been translated from another language into Hebrew, and that the author of the book was a Gentile; that the character represented under the name of Satan does not correspond to any Hebrew idea; and that the two convocations which the Deity is supposed to have made of those whom the poem calls sons of God, and the familiarity which this supposed Satan is stated to have with the Deity, are in the same case. It may also be observed, that the book shows itself to be the production of a mind cultivated in science, which the Jews, so far from being famous for, were very ignorant of. The allusions to objects of natural philosophy are frequent and strong, and are of a different cast to any thing in the books known to be Hebrew. The astronomical names, Pleiades, Orion, and Arcturus, are Greek and not Hebrew names, and it does not appear from any thing that is to be found in the Bible that the Jews knew any thing of astronomy, or that they studied it, they had no translation of those names into their own language, but adopted the names as they found them in the poem.
That the Jews did translate the literary productions of the Gentile nations into the Hebrew language, and mix them with their own, is not a matter of doubt; Proverbs xxxi. i, is an evidence of this: it is there said, The word of king Lemuel, the prophecy which his mother taught him. This verse stands as a preface to the proverbs that follow, and which are not the proverbs of Solomon, but of Lemuel; and this Lemuel was not one of the kings of Israel, nor of Judah, but of some other country, and consequently a Gentile. The Jews however have adopted his proverbs; and as they cannot give any account who the author of the book of Job was, nor how they came by the book, and as it differs in character from the Hebrew writings, and stands totally unconnected with every other book and chapter in the Bible before it and after it, it has all the circumstantial evidence of being originally a book of the Gentiles.
The Bible-makers, and those regulators of time, the Bible chronologists, appear to have been at a loss where to place and how to dispose of the book of Job; for it contains no one historical circumstance, nor allusion to any, that might serve to determine its place in the Bible. But it would not have answered the purpose of these men to have informed the world of their ignorance; and, therefore, they have affixed it to the aera of B.C. 1520, which is during the time the Israelites were in Egypt, and for which they have just as much authority and no more than I should have for saying it was a thousand years before that period. The probability however is, that it is older than any book in the Bible.
(my words) But seriously; you are contesting that because you interpret the word "the way" to mean "path" that the author of Job was the first to think up special relativity? You're mad.
And may I also add, you take great pleasure in boasting the truth of Christianity, and yet you quote the Hebrew Bible, or as you would know it the Old Testament. Let me refer you to what a famous Jew once said: "Keep your fucking Christian Right noses out of our reading material!"
I have now gone through your post, as a man would go through a wood with an axe on his shoulder, and fell trees. Here they lie; and the the users, if they can, may replant them. They may, perhaps, stick them in the ground, but they will never make them grow.