Deathykins wrote...
In Kentucky, where I live, it is illegal to be naked in your own home, without a fucking license to be naked. Seriously, what the hell? A license to be naked?
Oh, it is also illegal to have ice cream in your pocket while driving.
cop: Hey you! Stop right there!! I saw you there!
person-in-car: Mr. officer... Huh?
cop: Don't play fool with me! I ain't fallin for your tricks.
person-in-car: Oh, you mean the belt? But it's strapped...
cop: Don't fuck with me you dumb shit! I will arrest you right here if you do not let go of the ice cream cone that's in your pocket!! (note: if that is possible
)
person-in-car: u-w-what?? You mean this? Why in heavens would this be a prob--
cop: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! DON'T AIM THAT SHIT AT ME!! I'LL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DO NOT LET GO OF THAT!
person-in-car: Oh shit! Calm down man!! Don't shoot me, it's just an ice cream! I'm innocent, I SWEAR!!
cop:*takes the
HIGHLY DANGEROUS ice cream from the man in the car* Yeah, yeah, whattever. You chose the wrong day to mess with the law, punk.
person-in-car: Wait, but lemme--
cop: We'll hear what you have to say down at the station. Now common, move. *handcuffs the guy and takes him away, and gets rid of the ice cream*
[size=8]Yes, I am bored.[/h]