There are two reasons I don't smoke.
One, my family would kill me. I am the only member of my family that doesn't smoke. And being the "good son," so to speak (which is really weird, since I'm not that good), it's pretty much forbidden for me to smoke. I wouldn't get grounded or anything, as if my parents could even do that anymore, but I would get the, "We're not angry, we're disappointed" shit, and there's nothing I want less than a guilt trip or to disappoint my family like that.
Two, I am a cheap (and poor) bastard. Hand to God, money is the main reason I do not smoke. If I had money to spend buying cigarettes, I could save up for a couple of weeks and buy a video game, or a DVD, or something useful.
If I could get unlimited free cigarettes, and my family wouldn't mind (or know), I would smoke. I think it'd be a good look for me. Smoking makes everyone look cooler. Seriously. Just look at this kid:
He looks cool as fuck! I wanna hang with him! I'd probably get mad pussy!
And check this baby out:
That is the coolest God-damned baby I have ever seen! I wish I was
half as cool as that baby.