Dark Souls III

Finally, was waiting for Rbz's final thoughts on the game, and I couldn't agree more honestly. Game is flawed, 1 is still better by that same nature, but this is easily gonna be in my top 10 list of this year.

Some things I wouldn't really agree with though.



The Grus? They aren't too bad since their attacks are so well telegraphed from a distance. Their existence however is something I do not like and do not want. No game ever needs an enemy that literally rapes your face as one of their attacks.

Now, thralls and man serpents in Archdragon Peak? Yeah fuck those guys.



I checked for myself to verify. Not counting Andre because he's literally the same guy, but for the record he did Hodrick as well as DkS2's Grandahl.



Actually, Patches has just one helpful facet to him.

No, I'm talking about the wannabe dragon assholes holding a tree, whose attacks almost always spawn homing skulls. The worst. I was prancing along thinking how long its been since I died until those bitches came with stump bats in hand telling me I'm in the wrong hood. What's wrong with man serpents? Is it the bigger ones you don't like? Here's one good reason they're not that goddamn bad: no homing skulls.



I know about everyone's quest. Don't care. Failing the onion is not an option. We're talking about a faggot who steals the onion's armor. I can forgive the uber faggotry throughout the series, but not this. Not my onion nigga. Patches must die.

Nope, started out with dark souls 1, and played it for a while on both PC and Xbox 360. I just found dark souls 2 a better overall experience, even if it did not have the same iconic feeling to it's boss fights.