E3 2015

Likely the best place to watch Beth: http://www.twitch.tv/bethesda

It comes without all the superfluous assholes who commentate during the pre-show and ask questions of the PR people like, "Is your game gon be gud?"

Intel about X-Com 2, Fallout 4.

Also PC Gaming show.

Rest of em?

If you're hyped about E3, then definitely watch this.

I have to work while Bethesda's conference is going on. Thankfully, there will be a shit ton of gameplay videos for the new doom game and fallout 4. I'd be super surprised if there wasn't. I'll just have to check the internetz when I get off work.

If you want to watch the conferences even after they're over, bookmark this page. It will be completely spoiler free.

Spoilers? Jesus fucking christ. It's just carefully crafted marketing material designed to mislead you into believing that what you see is kinda, maybe, not really representative of the final product. There's no such thing as spoilers at a marketing event.

Snape kills Dumbledore.

I meant, the thread I linked above will be spoiler free. As in, if you don't want to see anyone posting things you wouldn't want to know before watching the conferences

>linking neogaf

Hahaha, you're a funny guy.




Also there was a smash direct. Ryu and Roy were introduced and are already available for purchase.

Ryu looks pretty interesting. If you put in his original input for special moves, they become stronger.

Look at that adorable mofo.

That is precisely what I'm ridiculing. These conferences are just massive advertisements. There's no story to spoil. No narrative to sadistically unweave before someone's eyes. The idea that people would be worried about spoilers from a hypefest and "pre-order this today, half a year before it's out" promoting marketing event is ludicrous to me.

At the end of Final Fantasy X, Tidus dies.

Not sure if dumb or trying to troll....

I hear Nintendo is finally getting more 3rd party support. If that's true, I might have to get a Wii U and 3DS.

I once took an IQ test and it told me my disturbingly huge duck dick is my consolation prize.

I like shooting things.

chainsaw is sex.

Thought Bethesda had a really good conference. Doom looked amazing. Dishonor had me so happy let alone the fact 2 characters you can play. Then Fallout 4...what can you say besides WOW.

Okay, let's get this over with:

Doom
Underwhelming. Maybe it's because I don't play call of duty and am used to shooters that aren't made from smegma. I've yet to confirm this, but Bethesda hired asian whores to blow a select group of happy ending aficionados and instructed the girls to use their teeth every time a demon got its balls punched through its exploded corpse, hence the very audible "OOOHHHH" you hear every time there's gore. They almost bit their cocks off during the chainsaw bit.

Also, you know you're in hell when DJ Cyberdemon is playing wubstep in the background.

Dishonored 2
Chick's powers are trash. I mean, magical webslinging? Shambling toward your target like Doc Oc? I remember the good old days when I could just blink next to my target and stab them in the throat. Efficiency. Then I would stop time, let out a good, wet fart and disappear before the power wore off to make it seem like the corpse did it.

TESO
Fuck off. Literally no one cares. Bethesda's working with limited time and Fallout's next.

Fallout 4
See those mountains? You can turn then into furniture.

Fallout Shelter
Available now, your very own post-apocalypse themed pocket hitler. Dehumanize your subjects with ragdoll physics, show them around the vault-tec approved auschwitz simulator, conduct eugenics experiments, task them with handling of the gas chambers, put the newborns to work, kill vault juden, and do other fun nazi shit.



Micro-softie is next. They'll be talking Xbone, so nothing good can come out of this conference. Bethesda set the bar high just by competently presenting exactly what was expected from them. Unfortunately, they didn't fuck anything up, though I'm still aroused from that big monitor on stage suggestively winking at me, or maybe that was morse code.

Wasn't impressed by Doom. Looks a bit slow and floaty. When you chainsaw someone there's a cutscene. Might be better looking with future footage, but I'm not holding my breath.
Battlecry looks like a bad tf2/f2p game.
Don't care for Elder Scrolls online. Don't care for cardgames.
Fallout mobile app game looks like a cheesy This war of mine. Might be fun, I'll try playing it tommorow.

Fallout 4 looks interesting but I think I'd need to see more before being convinced to get it.
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I forgot about Dishonered. It looks alright I guess. Nothing really shown, but that's for the best, probably.

Total grade = C+, can't wait to read about how amazing the presentation was from journalist who won't disclose the free things they got at the event.

Only one thing that bothered me about Doom is that some of the guns feel like they don't have an impact on monsters when you hit them like the plasma gun.

Surely they'll do something about it.

They've got until spring of next year to tweak the game, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Everything in between Doom and Fallout 4 in that presentation ranged from trash to average. Fallout 4 is looking ambitious as fuck, wonder how buggy it'll be come release date.

And holy shit that Doom trailer. At the very least, it feels like a huge step up from Doom 3 to me. Here's hoping it polishes up even better by 2016.

I hope for bugs that do not break the gameplay. My experience with Fallout Roaches was funny most of the time.