Little Timmy: Mommy, why is my Fortune Arterial different from everyone elses? The other kids seem to play it with no problem, but mine keeps telling me to insert the disk, even if I have it in. Then, when I used the BGI crack like the man told me, I only got bad endings. Why is that, Mommy?
Mommy: Well, Timmy, that's because you were born with a Windows 7 OS. People with Vista or 7 may have problems running the game, and apparently the BGI crack may make it impossible to ever view any of the heroine's paths. If you own the original disk, you can go to August's
support website to fix it by giving your CD info. If not, maybe you can be like all the other boys and girls and run it in XP. Mommy heard tell of some "VMLite XP Mode" which lets you simulate an XP OS from the neighbors, but Mommy's not into that kind of play so she doesn't know what it means.
Little Timmy: Thank you, Mommy! I visited the support website and the nice lady gave me something to make it all better! ...But I have another question, Mommy: where do babies come from?
Mommy: Oh, let Mommy show you... (wincest ensues)