Literally awakening characters figuratively existing in this world. Also, some spoilers about story deaths, otherwise here's a character chart.
Camilla confirmed for personal slut. Dia is L. Leo carries fag genes and aids. Hoshido tries to make up for shit tier waifus with lesbian. If it wasn't for Rinkah and Yuugiri, Hoshido would be complete trash. They're not even blood relatives, fuck them.
Also, never ever let anyone fuck Matoi. She'll figure out a way to cuck them for Chrom, I guarantee it.