Witcher 3 | Of Ambition, Witching and Beard Maintenance

One thing I noticed is that levels don't mean shit. They're just there for setting arbitrary cutoff points that separate the bitches from bosses. What's that, an enemy is 6 levels higher than you? Come back in a level and their skin will no longer be made of adamantium.

What does mean shit is equipment. I've literally switched my weapons only 3 times despite getting a shit ton of schematics that I can't use and, while I'm level 9, they're still lvl 3. I mean for fuck's sake, this game is trolling me with a schematic for a lvl 37 lightsaber that'll be a 300+ damage upgrade to whatever kitchen knife I'm holding now. All this means is that I can't kill low level enemies any faster than I could before and higher level assholes are more tedious to deal with.

Yrden is still the best power. It was trash at first; a completely bastardized version of what it was back in W2, but that alt cast is the shit. Useful in literally any fight and practical as fuck. #Yrden4lyfe

It'd be nice if they patched the xbox one version so I don't pointlessly complete quests just to not be able to save, and if that wasn't bad enough. I've hard reset my system a few times and the game loads indefinitely. What kind of bs is that!?

It's pretty upsetting when the new standards for gaming are to sell incomplete products, granted it's going to get fixed eventually but nobody gets compliments for finishing a job late.



Ohoho your level 14 and there's a level 25 royal griffin flying ogling your little shota balls? Well you better run with your shriveled dick flapping in the wind crying for you mum's milk, Goon of Rivia. Well fuck their standards. I stood my ground against that tomcat, died about 30 times but eventually hobbled over to piss on it's corpse. Admantium's rough stuff but I beat that cat like Geralt does to Ciri, fueled by narcotic rage and shame.

Pretty miffed about the fact that there is no storage in the game(as far as I am aware). I'd love to horad those 100+ wolf hides I've looted from farmers on their deathbeds or orphanages.

Man there's so much homage to the previous Witchers it's nuts, I'm loving how well they are tying in old faces from the previous games. Kalkestein's right, Radovid does suck flaccid cock.

Here's another point about the game I noticed, and you can trust me on this as my senses are more refined than Geralt's ability to distinguish the tit milk of a water hag from that of a noonwraith without a taste test: hoarding is completely fucking useless. There's just no good reason to play this game like skyrim. This stems from CDPR fucking the potion system, thus making hoarding just a means of torturing that teleporting horse. I keep a maximum of 10 of every unique crafting material and selling the excess fat, which makes me fit, healthy and rich, as the lard business is booming. Unless there's a schematic that demands at least 11 of a particular material, I posit that this strategy is a flawless method for inventory management.

I make an exception for alcohest. If a single bottle of that miracle vodka can refill all my potions and bombs, then the more wannabe ruskies I can save from a life of alcoholism and hitting on nekkers the better. (A bit of a lore note missing from the game. The reason these drunks fancy nekkers is because they believe they can get some sexy hickies.)

The way this game was meant to be played: