Guys, these weren't meant to be funny. >.>; But nonetheless, I'm glad you all like 'em.
Here's another.
Chapters 3 and 4 are the worst in the story, so feel free to ignore them. I'll have to spoil it now:
Ash and Brock find out, but after 4 it's like that never happened. So ignore 3 and 4.
Chapter 3: Playing Detectives
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A week after her night with Pikachu, Dawn was becoming obsessed with sex with Pokemon. She and Pikachu did things almost every night of the week, unless she had decided to help Piplup once in a while.
The group was at a Pokemon Center, so they decided to take a rest while their Pokemon were being healed. They walked through the town, window-shopping at the Poke Mart and taking in the scenery.
“So Dawn, are you feeling any better from losing the contest a few days ago?” Ash asked as they walked. Dawn nodded, smiling.
“Yeah, I feel fine now, thanks.”
The 3 stopped at a restaurant for lunch. Dawn excused herself outside for … Some kind of reason that would help me move the story along. Brock took this time to talk to Ash.
“Hey Ash, have you noticed she’s been acting weird lately?” Brock asked. Ash nodded, looking a bit confused.
“Yeah, I woke up last night and neither her nor Pikachu were asleep next to us … I hope she isn’t doing something dangerous.”
“Let’s follow her tonight and see what she’s really doing.” Brock said as Dawn walked back in. Both boys nodded at each other.
“What did I miss?” Dawn asked, sitting back down. Ash smiled, trying his best to sound innocent … Which wasn’t that hard.
“Oh nothing …”
So later that night, when the 3 were staying at the Pokemon Center …
Ash was sure to sleep with one eye open, just incase Dawn decided to leave. Around midnight, she sat up and looked around. Ash quickly faked sleep, hoping she didn’t notice him. She stood up, Pikachu hopping from Ash’s bed and following her outside. Ash quickly opened his eyes, hitting the bottom of the bunk bed above him.
“Brock, wake up!” Ash said quietly.
“Remember … Water conducts electricity …”
“Wake up!” One final punch made the bed shake slightly, waking Brock up from a rather … strange dream.
“What’s wrong, Ash?”
“Dawn’s gone, and Pikachu went with her.” Ash stood up as Brock hopped down to the floor.
“Then off we go.”
Slowly walking down the hallway, the two saw Dawn turn around, so they quickly pressed against the wall, sidestepping to the open lobby. Ash took this opportunity to hum the †˜Mission: Impossible’ theme as they did this.
“Ash … Please, never do that again.” Brock said when they reached the large room. They got there just in time to see Pikachu’s tail go past the door as he left the building. “Okay, let’s go!”
So they followed her. Walking, running, sneaking, anything they had to do to not be caught. They eventually followed her out into a clearing, hiding behind some nearby trees. The sight they were about to see would both shock and/or arouse them.
“Pikachu! You’re so good at this …”
“Pi-ka …”
Ash and Brock’s jaws both dropped. Ash was blushing, and it took all of Brock’s self-restraint to not jump out and join them.
“What the hell are they doing?!” Ash said, not able to move his eyes away.
“I suppose Pikachu just needs to fill male urges … That, or Dawn’s just a REALLY fun person.” Brock said, smiling. Ash turned to face him, looking a bit angry.
“I don’t know whether to be disturbed, disgusted, or … A little of both.”
The two eventually left Dawn and Pikachu alone … After Brock watched for about 5 more minutes.
The next morning, Dawn seemed very cheerful when leaving the Pokemon Center. Ash and Brock decided that her night with Pikachu must’ve been pretty well, considering Pikachu decided to ride on Dawn’s shoulder rather than on Ash’s head. It was a nice, peaceful trip to the next town. Team Rocket didn’t show up, no wild Pokemon problems, just a nice, smooth walk.
(I’m not putting in Town/City names - I’m not far in the Diamond & Pearl anime yet, and I’m not gonna spoil the game’s locations for people.)
As soon as they stepped into the next town, the 3 Trainers immediately split ways. Ash was on his way to find the Gym, Brock was going to the Poke Mart for some potions and other medication, and Dawn was going to take a walk around. As she left, Ash noticed that Pikachu was still with her. He looked at his Pokemon on her shoulder, blinking.
“Pikachu, don’t you wanna come with me?” Ash asked. Pikachu shook his head, nuzzling Dawn’s cheek. Dawn giggled, blushing slightly.
“It’s alright Ash, Pikachu and I will have a good walk, won’t we?” Dawn smiled. Pikachu nodded, and off they went. Ash just shrugged and continued moving.
“I really hope this doesn’t become a nightly thing …”
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Yeah, I'm not proud of 3 or 4, but I wrote 'em.