Lately dude some of the most wholesome platonic relations I have experienced were with tall females and great thing about it was they had a simulating control over their feminine nature whilst their status was docile the action they took were very logical in exchange hands down the easiest group of female to run tactical drills with and willing to follow orders on the dime. If you want a unit for intel their definitely a go to.
That was a feel-good tale. It seems like the writer was going for her being narcoleptic. I hope somebody like her childhood friend/new boyfriend will realize that.
Dude's friend just doesn't get it, maybe he'll understand one day when he sees them together.