Tampon...man? Truly the hero we need(?) and deserve(?).
That logic though. Ah yes, I must protect her chastity...By taking her chastity, pretty much. And she's airheaded enough to believe his dick is just a tampeen. Also she's so nice that she so ignorantly believes he's just a nice guy trying to help her and is in no way taking advantage of the situation or her lack of knowledge.
His quote "I may not be a nice person, but there's noone in the world who feels nicer than I do now" made me chuckle a bit. I suppose he isn't quite lying.
That ending though. Well hey, her boyfriend is certainly right. And again...Well, technically she wasn't lying when she said that he didn't hurt her at all.