Wait, wait. We can save this. We'll pretend that it really happened, but he know's his editor would never believe, so he is pretending like it is a story submission/dream.
Hmm, yes, he gets rewarded with sweet Vanilla loving with a catgirl maid, who is actually the cat he had taken care of all these years and wants to...'return the favour'.
And we get rewarded with a great release! Everybody is happy.
Seriously though, when you win a heavenly lottery and even god decides to do you a solid and be your wingman...
Was what I would be thinking, but it turns out it's just his pitch for a manga plot.
Hey, I think it'd make for an awesome plot, I mean we just bore witness to a pretty great release.
That Heave bit was priceless.