Kimoda Kyousuke’s Case Files ~Lost Semen~

he must be catholic

So how old was she?

Miss Scarlet, in the lounge, with the flesh pipe.

When is a C cup pettanko?

I wish I was brave enough to cum in a girl wearing a condom.

Interesting title, almost makes me think they called in a detective just to investigate some lost semen from a crime scene.
I mean the obvious target would have been the Soprano lady, but then it turns out the true culprit was the little girl...
Heh, sacrilege against life, eh? Quite the interesting argument.
Great ending though. AH, and so the great detective solves another case using the famous Hentai Protagonist method, meaning sex. Might have earned him an arrest, but at least he caught the culprit and I'm sure he'll be let out soon enough.

In memory of all the sperm that Tsukuyou-chan eliminated and Kimoda-san's determination to administer Punishment ("THIS ... IS ... PUNISHMENT?"), I volunteer the following as part of the un-official theme song for this work (clears throat):

"Every Sperm Is Sacred, Every Sperm Is Great. If a Sperm Gets Wasted, GOD Gets Quite Irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground. GOD shall make them pay for each Sperm that can't be found."

Et Cetera, Et Cetera, et Cetera.

Once More: "The Story You Are About To Read Is True ... The Names Have Been Changed to Protect The Innocent."

I hope this guy doesn’t plan on banging the Hound of Baskerville...

Another case closed!