...Well, first of all, for her to work hard just so she can join the company you're at, and even go on to wait for you in front of your house?
Must be nice to be so loved. Better take good care of her, eh?
Sure, she milks you dry pretty much everytime you have sex, but I don't think that's a bad thing...?
3) Ignore the limitations of the "only three layers of comments" rule. You can't reply to a comment? Fuck it, I reply to the next higher layer, even if there are already five comments. It doesn't matter that most people won't know in which order to read them. We know!
4) Often use the comment section for sing alongs, fan fics and bad pun contests.
5) Masters of the arts of sequel asking and story loving. We don't like stories, we worship the vanilla gods, our one and only true gods! And die while reading vanilla stories only to be brought back via first aid.... Often.
We also don't ask for sequels, we suffer from an illness.
6) Running gags. A lot of them. And bad puns. Even more.
7) At least one of us goes nuts and posts an insanly long comment about something.
Must be nice to be so loved. Better take good care of her, eh?
Sure, she milks you dry pretty much everytime you have sex, but I don't think that's a bad thing...?