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1.)Azyl Sagara once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
2.)Azyl Sagara invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
3.)There's an order to the universe: space, time, Azyl Sagara.... Just kidding, Azyl Sagara is first.
4.)Azyl Sagara doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
5.)Azyl Sagara doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
6.)Azyl Sagara does know what Willis is talking about!
7.)Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Azyl Sagara's first visit to Tokyo.
8.)A high tide means Azyl Sagara is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
9.)In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Azyl Sagara.
10.)They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Azyl Sagara killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Google won't search for menolly-hime because it knows you don't find menolly-hime, she finds you.
If menolly-hime wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're menolly-hime.
menolly-hime once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Love does not hurt. menolly-hime does.
menolly-hime does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. menolly-hime goes killing.
When you play Monopoly with menolly-hime, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
When menolly-hime enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
Not everyone that menolly-hime is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. menolly-hime can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants.


ahahaha. it just proves how violent awesome i am.

bored visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

When bored breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

bored can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

When bored is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get above the horizon.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to bored. He only has two needs: raping people and finding people to rape.(modified for bored)

James Cameron wanted bored to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

bored doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

bored actually built the stairway to heaven.

bored can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

bored crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

1)A high tide means tooge3 is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
2)tooge3 never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
3)Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for tooge3. tooge3 eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
4)The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with tooge3. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
5)tooge3 eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
6)The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by tooge3.
7)tooge3 eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
8)A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. tooge3, 3. Cancer
9)tooge3 once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
10)tooge3 can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

1)If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Asphodel would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

2)If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Asphodel hears it. Asphodel can hear everything. Asphodel can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

3)Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Asphodel is looking for it.

4)Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Asphodel with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Asphodel cannot be in two places at the same time.

5)Asphodel is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

6)Asphodel is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

7)The last digit of pi is Asphodel. He is the end of all things.

8)When Asphodel answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

9)Everybody loves Raymond. Except Asphodel. (This one is actually true.)

10)Asphodel CAN believe it's not butter.

Man I sure do love being Chuck Norris. _b

[color=purple]> Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. mrprince04 can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

> One time, mrprince04 accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

> mrprince04 doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.

> mrprince04 is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

> Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge mrprince04 with "obstruction of justice." This is because even mrprince04 cannot be in two places at the same time.

> Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a mrprince04 glare will liquefy your kidneys.

> When mrprince04 is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get above the horizon.

> When mrprince04 does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

> Love does not hurt. mrprince04 does.

> mrprince04 is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

In an emergency, Waffles can be used as a floatation device.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Waffles. After a workout, Waffles rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Waffles can touch this.
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you�re Waffles
For most people, home is where the heart is. For Waffles, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Waffles for help.
Waffles has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Waffles beat the Sun in a staring contest.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Waffles says its beef, then it's beef.
When Waffles goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

Sounds interesting

1)Kaimax can sneeze with his eyes open.

2)Kaimax once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Kaimax re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

3)When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Kaimax". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

4)Kaimax is his own line at the DMV. (AWESOME)

5)Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Kaimax. (AWESOME)

6)Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Kaimax likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

7)Kaimax trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

8)Kaimax does not sleep. He waits.

9)Kaimax doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

10)Kaimax doesn't go hunting.... Kaimax goes killing.

1. Lucia is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

2. The square root of Lucia is pain. Do not try to square Lucia, the result is death.

3. Along with her black belt, Lucia often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call her on it. Ever.

4. Superman owns a pair of Lucia pajamas.

5. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Lucia.

6. Lucia can slam a revolving door.

7. Lucia actually built the stairway to heaven.

8. Guns don't kill people. Lucia kills People.

9. For every person Mother Nature kills, Lucia kills five.

10. They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Lucia killed the cat. Every single one of them.


W-why... Is my name is somekind of a sick psychopath cruel murderer's name or something???

1) There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Nekohime allows to live.

2)There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Nekohime finds it delicious.

3) Nekohime's dog is trained to pick up her own poop because Nekohime will not take shit from anyone. (actually, this is sorta true--I've trained my doggy to dig up a spot in the garden for her poop)

4) When Nekohime enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.

5) Nekohime has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in her way.

6) Nekohime does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

7) In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not Nekohime, because Nekohime killed that woman.

8) Nekohime invented the internet� just so she had a place to store her porn.

9) Nekohime does know what Willis is talking about!

10) To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Nekohime.

Bonus one, just coz I lol'ed so hard:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Nekohime.

becuase you are a crazy homicidal....*removed for saftey of bored*.... that everybody loves and fears

Divide Harontiar by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

TNT was originally developed by Harontiar to cure indigestion.

The truth will set you free. Unless Harontiar has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Once a cobra bit Harontiar's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

It is scientifically impossible for Harontiar to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

182,000 Americans die from Harontiar-related accidents every year.

Harontiar is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Harontiar does not swim. This is because when Harontiar enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Harontiar simply walks across the pool floor.

Harontiar was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

The Harontiar military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Harontiar could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Harontiar puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Name: Hannanu
Gender: Female
1.-When Hannanu does push-ups, she does not push herself up. She pushes the Earth down.
2.-The last digit of pi is Hannanu. She is the end of all things.
3.-Hannanu qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
4.-If you can see Hannanu, she can see you. If you can't see Hannanu you may be only seconds away from death.
5.-When Hannanu enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
6.-Hannanu plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
7.-Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Hannanu's PC will crash.
8.-When Hannanu sneeze, she don't say "Atchoo" she says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
9.-"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Hannanu gets too hot.
10.-Hannanu can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Divide Unsigned by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

Unsigned has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

When Unsigned was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

Unsigned ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Unsigned counted to infinity - twice.

Unsigned does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Unsigned's fists is inside his own body.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Unsigned has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Unsigned."

Unsigned knows the last digit of pi.

Giraffes were created when Unsigned uppercutted a horse.

1)Epraizer Z invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

2)When Epraizer Z sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

3)'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Epraizer Z. After a workout, Epraizer Z rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

4)In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Epraizer Z is the stuntman for every character.

5)Epraizer Z can divide by zero.

6)Epraizer Z's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

7)Most boots are made for walkin'. Epraizer Z's boots ain't that merciful.

8)Epraizer Z doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

9)Epraizer Z can build a snowman out of rain.

10)A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Epraizer Z, 3. Cancer

1. Sushimi was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. She declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

2. Sushimi cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Sushimi says.

3. Sushimi doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."

4. July 4th is Independence day. And the day Sushimi was born. Coincidence? I think not.

5. Sushimi has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. She won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

6. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Sushimi has 72... and they're all poisonous.

7. There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Sushimi finds it delicious.

8. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Sushimi thrives on pain. Sushimi then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

9. For Sushimi, every street is "one way". Her WAY.

10. When Sushimi looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Sushimi and Sushimi.

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all i can have of fact was giving dead,nightmare, know no mercy, creating accident,making the doctor cry, and causing the grand canyon from skydiving..

all is bad that's what they gave me....

1)If at first you don't succeed, you're not Draco Wolfang.

2)Draco Wolfang was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

3)When Draco Wolfang spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame.

4)Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Draco Wolfang. Draco Wolfang eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

5)Draco Wolfang eats lightning and farts thunder.

6)Draco Wolfang has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

7)There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Draco Wolfang.

8)Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Draco Wolfang shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

9)Mr. T pities the fool. Draco Wolfang rips the fool's head off.

10)Some people say that Draco Wolfang is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Room.

Room is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Room is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Room. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Room.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Room killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Room doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Room allows to live.

Room doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly was because they knew Room was coming.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Room.

Room and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Impossible.. Only Jacob's beard can divide by zero



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