Room101 wrote...
Spoken like a true hermit!
Have you unlocked your magical powers yet?
As natural as it gets. First, I have unlocked the ability to not wake up, even with 2 or 3 alarms going rampage near my ears. Second, I still feel hungry even after swallowing a giant plate full of heavyweight foods.
The other power I need is the ability to choke someone that is separated from me by internet-border.