Elder Pervs. Where We Are Today.

Pumpjack, ye dapper bastard. I still loiter on Skype with neya et al. Hamburg, for a few glorious days last week, spent gorging on schnitzel and pilsner. But mostly scrounging and job hunting in Kent, doing the odd bit of writing when I motivate myself. It's been a barren year.

As per request of our dear Gambler-san, here I am!

While this account dates back to 2008, I actually joined Fakku 3 years ago (more or less). It was (my) dear brother who joins since 2008 (and still lurking around up to this date). He just allows me to use his account to make friends here. Our username comes from his beloved female cleric character in Dungeons&Dragons RPG game, but he has stopped playing it due to reasons.

As for me, just discharged from hospital few days ago, currently recovering. Also still a NEET at the moment, so nothing much to say~

Pic... sadly I don't have a beary bear pic to offers for Gambler-san, so how about kitty ones instead? let see if I still can do this right...

If you're interested, I'm building a house and could use a hand. Your height could prove useful.

still around. getting a metal roof put onto my house so I'll be 6k poorer in about a week. Other than that. still a depressive introvert. also meh to bears, sorry bro.

Lol it's okay I wouldn't expect you to know me as I said I'm semi old, only been around for 3+ years, but I've heard of you through people and seen your posts/stickied posts so I've heard of you #pro_lurker

But thanks for the kind words, you're so sweet never leave, stay in bear spirit on here forever! xD

and yeah love my family to death and my friends rock, I couldn't have gotten through the rough times without them (^^)

ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN.

FUCKING GHOST PEOPLE.

THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. I SWEAR UPON ME MUM.

THE FUCK HALF OF YOU WENT TO?

Yummines here. Wall of text inc.

My profile says I joined in 2011 but I didn't really start posting till around 2013. I've looked at hentai for almost 9 years but it wasn't really till 2013 that I tried to join a community of people who read it. I posted a little bit, but it really wasn't until I started talking to Sneakyone (he msg'd me because of the Yume Nikki avatar I had at the time) that I really started to talk to people in the community. I mostly just talked in the Skype chat I was invited in but even though you Nestor chat guys are fegs I love you guys (homo intended).

What I do enjoy about being in a porn community is that hentai unleashes the deepest darkest fetishes in people, which is some embarrassing stuff you generally would never say to any other stranger. Thus there really isn't any need to hide anything with your friends, because nothing could be more shocking to any normalfag like futa or NTR. I can be completely honest and relaxed around everyone, which is partly why I live with several Fakkuzas (if people even use that term still) now.

I do kind of wish I had posted in 2011 because I hear stories about silly stuff that's happened in the heyday of Fakku (such as a shitstorm over the Waifu game with Belldandy) but I'm sure there will be more things to come in the future. I don't even use Fakku for fap material, I mainly come for the forums.

The funny thing is that I came to Fakku by pure chance. A friend in high school mentioned it to me in passing as a joke and it came just around the time that my favorite hentai site was under a major reconstruction that I didn't like. At that time it was just another hentai site. Now I live in Texas with a dude from Nebraska and another from Iowa.

How big is the roof and where do you live?

6k seems kinda pricey for a standard home, to me. A lot of contractors inflate their quotes by some.

Good day to you all.

Does that greeting sound familiar? I hope it did for those who are old here, because that's how I was in the past on Fakku.

Been lurking on 2008, and finally joined at the start of 2009, been here since then. I used to be a huge fan of Kujikawa Rise from Persona 4, but eventually my tastes awoke to the ojou-samas and shit, and I grew fond of other characters as I watched more animes. I was someone who used to role-play as a maid and subsequently shifted to being an 'ojou-sama' and some angel crap too. Pretty terrible past. I was considered one of the 'semaritans' of CTFG (whatever that meant), and was pretty much a huge chatfag lord, and had a so-called home thread that eventually reached over 2000 pages. While I don't like those times when I look back at it now, I did had fun, and that's a fact. I suppose I remember Gambler coming in to visit occasionally as well. We also had good times in MSN. Either way, being a chatfag lord didn't mean that I ignored IB. I made friends on both places and those days were nice.

I hosted a Summer writing contest before in 2012 and ran Winter Writing contests alongside Xenon, and got to make front page posts twice before. As a result the Writing forum was made to be quite active, but not for long. Aside from that, I remember hosting Elemental Wars games in CTFG, some of them didn't go as expected but it was still quite fun. I planned to do some crazy Fate game with Holy Grail wars but that was a crazy idea that I stopped working on at some point. I used to write and publish some pieces in the Writing forum, which are just embarrassing to look at now. In the end, I shifted my attention to just RPing in said Writing forum, and went on to experience some of the best times of my life. Things were tough in the past, but with Google docs things changed, and now it's really fun with a lot of real time writing. The RP'ers and I probably write so much that no one else probably can ever keep up other than ourselves, lol.

While I still RP in the Writing forum, I got tired of a lot of things outside that section. New and obnoxious users in IB and CTFG both, cool people I knew vanishing, and then some people were just hungry for drama. It was annoying to say the least. Seeing neg bombs didn't make me want to go back either. I was hated by the underage chatfag lords. Things added up and I started posting less and less. I still post on IB and do things around Fakku sometimes (like the contest running now), but not as much as before.

If anyone remembers about my rants and life situations; I was cut with a knife and ever since then I simply had to stick around with the family regardless of what I wanted to do. Being in a third world country you can't really leave just because someone went and injured you in a blind fit of rage, taking away your peace of mind and security. So, I had to suck it up, but I'm still shitty at studying, and 'A' levels were just hard. Terribly hard. Eventually, a friend of mine said that SAT was easier in comparison (still fairly tricky in its own right) and that I could get into foreign universities outside my country with it. I took a huge step after that and decided that I'll finally do what I want, and even convinced my parents (they accepted my resolve, more or less) that I'll be getting myself some SAT scores, take a Japanese course or two, get myself a TOEFL score, and then get myself accepted into a Japanese university. It was the most weebest decision ever but if I am successful then I definitely won't have any regrets.

So, yeah, right now I'm trying to get myself the SAT scores, if my scores for this month's exam is fucked then I can only wait for the next year. In between that period of time I intend to at least get on with TOEFL and learning the Japanese language. Although, I think a lot of my time will be stolen by FFXIV and RPing lol.

All in all, Fakku is one of the best places I've found in my life. I'm glad I found it while looking for h-animes in Megaporn (surprisingly an uploader of Stringendo was called FAKKU.NET), and I never thought at that time that Fakku would help me get into h-mangas, let me meet a lot of different people, allow me to make some close life-long friends, get to grow up as a person, and even lead to me meeting my first and current lover. I am thus really thankful to Jacob for creating this site.

And that's where I am today. Thank you for inviting me to your thread, Gambler, I am very thankful. You will always be one of the best moderators I knew.


EDIT: Why the fuck is Drifter using an avi I used before? Moreover, putting my waifu up as his avi? This is atrocious.

probably inflated a bit, but I have the amish putting it on, and they cost a bit more.

Thank you, but you know all creative types are pussies, and I'm not built for any kind of physical activity. Might change my tune in a few months mind you.

Besides, if I owned a house I'd have to re-mortgage it for plane tickets. If and when Ryanair/Easyjet finally fire some tin cans over the Atlantic, I am hoping to pop over.

Sanada_kun here, lurker since 2009 and joined at mid 2011. Joined because there used to be tons of VN uploads here (before megaupload shutdown) and the forum looks fun. Now just a lurker due boredom.

Nothing much to say about real life, finished study and being NEET for 1.5 month before going to study about animal husbandry/breeding. Have a plan to establish my own animal husbandry but surely it need tons of money and preparation.

Right now I'm just playing some games like Kancolle, Dota2, and some other flash browser game with friends. Probably will stay in this forum as long as possible.

Also obligatory kuma, glad to see you around Gambler.

HHHHEEEEEERRRREEEEEE IIII AAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

*ekhm*

Room101 here, still being the same old Room. I joined up somewhere around mid-2009. Back then, I was not interested in hentai as much, as I was interested in various visual novel downloads. Kinda opted to stay in the end and join the forums. Can't remember why though.

Since then, my life went from mildly crap teenager stage to actual crap stage, to very shitty situation, to not so bad situation to finally GODDAMN GLORIOUS, since I managed to land myself a place on a yearly exchange into Japan, which I more-or-less spent buying p0rn, meeting various local Fakkuians (Akiba represent), going to Comiket and generally trolling everyone about being in Japan.

Managed to see some forum action, some good and some bad. Enough to start feeling a bit old now, and miss all the people from my social circle that have left over the years.

I'm currently still busy with being a student, studying Important Things for Important People and wasting money that isn't actually mine.


Anyway, the image tax:

where's zak .__.

edit: will post the real post later

Broken (aka Bibiko aka Biko)

I joined in May 2011 after discovering a manga artist I liked also did H-manga. I was a student then and still am now. Time and time again I forget this is technically a porn site, since the forums are more like certain imageboards at times. Just a few months ago I joined one of the skype chats which has killed most of my "I'm bored" time. My "weeb level" has increased quadratically since joining this site, which is a good thing.

All these old people made me miss uncle phil. His artwork was godly ;_;

they hide from the giant pickled jho.

Sup, I'm FinalBoss aka Warlord. My first experience here wasn't all that pleasant since I got into an argument with a member for posting up the same hentai titles as him. Been here for 7 years now. During that time, I've been in and out of college. I officially dropped out in 2011 and decided to dedicate my time to working on a video game. If that profession doesn't work out for me, I'll inherit my father's clothing business. Had a lot of close calls, but I'll finally be a wizard in August.

The bear has requested my presence so here I am. Seems my account has existed since 2008. Im quite sure that I was a lurker for at least 2 years though before I started posting.

I don't really know what else to say since Im sure most people already know of me so an introduction is out. Hopefully they don't just know me because of my love of tits and disapproval of loli though. I am a whole person after all. Lately I have been studying computer programming in college and am on a summer break. So have a sexy summertime Erza.

Sup y'all, Gambler kindly invited me to post so yeah, wassup.

Not sure many will remember me but I'm niell, used to be sorta active on the forums but stopped posting actively about 2 years ago or so. Got my 6th year badge 2 days ago so that's nice. Been real busy with work and studying for my Masters, so only pop by once a week or so for the occasional fap (needs more housewife/harem manga).

Not much else to say, really, so cheers!