Make a Superpower Useless.

What?

This.

Ah.

Well, then- that's easy.

Due to it, nothing cool ever happens. Reality is exactly as it is now.


Instant Expert

Only works when you're in outerspace

Telekinesis

You're prone to headaches and dizzyness when you use your powers for too long. You can only move what you could normally but you also waste more energy. i.e if you can only deadlift 300lbs that's the limit for your power but you also waste double energy in doing so.

Memory manipulation

Manipulating the memories of others replaces your own as well. There is a chance you could forget you even have the power in the first place.

Slime Based Shapeshifting and Elasticity.

Overuse will turn you into a liquid permanently.

Chi/Chakra manipulation

It uses a lot of energy to preform those techniques. You'll quickly tire after one or two spells or abilities used.

Superhuman reflexes (so I can finally beat the harder levels of my favorite action puzzle games that are too fast)

Your body is frail, so you gotta keep dodging or buy/make some powered armor to defend yourself. One hit could kill you/injure you seriously without it. Oh, and your stamina is relatively low, so you can't dodge forever.

Super speed

No direction control heheheh......

Anything you throw becomes a deadly projectile

Things you throw might explode on your face before you could throw it.

Unlimited wealth

You're stuck on the moon

You can jump to different planets

It's a literal "jump", and does not include the ability to travel faster than light or bend/warp space or time, meaning it still takes you months or even years to get to the nearest planet. You also can't breathe in space, so you better pack a good space-suit with several month's worth of oxygen, food, and water.


The ability to breathe underwater and easily swim and survive even the crushing depths of the ocean floor.

Can't breathe properly on land.

Control all types of animals(including predators)

They lust after you like only an animal could

Make things bigger or smaller

One setting only after activation on the object you want to shrink/expand. (Example: If you want to make a boob bigger, you can't shrink it down again.)

Turn trash into trees/wood

Trash as in figuratively trash. You might turn into wood or a tree if you fail to meet esteemed people's expectations.

You can sneeze with your eyes open without any repercussion.

Your sneezes become explosively powerful

You poop M62 hand grenades

The grenades come out with their pins pulled.

Become fluent in a new language after an hour.

Your brain might overload processing all those knowledge.

Control shadows and turn them into dangerous weapons.