Make a Superpower Useless.

But only with your eyelids, all other muscle groups behave normally


cybernetic arm with built-in energy-projectile weapon

One shot, long charge time, have to be constantly upgraded/maintained. You're fucked unless you have backup weapons.

Summon large, deadly predators from thin air to fight for you, including fictional ones.

Long summon time depending on size.

Power the clone anyone you touch after saying a certain phrase

That phrase must be "LEEROY JENKINS!"

You're able to bring your waifu/husbando into the real world.

Only one. If you want to bring more, you must wander the world to search for waifu summoning tickets scattered by Waifu Lord PumpJack.

Ability to steal any waifu/husbando from anyone, regardless of orientation/characteristics.

They turn full yandere and stab you to high hell

Turn what you like into orange juice

Including your waifu/RL GF/BF if you're not careful.

Compel anyone to suicide, through any media, excluding yourself and the ones you care about.

Everyone knows of your actions and will eternally disgrace you

Play awesome heavy guitar rifts that can induce lightnings and explosions

You can only play the riffs, and never the epic songs built around them that fill your soul.

You are able to transform your body simply by yanking off your skin, revealing the new form beneath.

Need to change skin every week, or the current skin/form will decay. If your current skin gets damaged, it will decay faster depending on damage severity.

Necromancy, including making zombies/spooky scary skeleton minions, talking to spirits/souls, etc.

But skeletons randomly pop out around you. Occasionally out of your friends.

The ability to harvest and craft a la Minecraft.

You live in a world of square boobs...



The ability to jump ten times your own height, stomp most of your enemies to death under your boots, punch through brick blocks to reveal coins and other magical items, and limited invincibility, pyrokinesis or flight/gliding abilities depending on which magical items are found

Magical items are very, very rare, and your jump ability has a cooldown, meaning that you have to wait and recharge your ability to jump high again. Also, tougher enemies need higher drops/stomps to kill.

Invade people's dreams/delusions and alter them the way you like.

Do it too much, and the subconscious projections of people and creatures that populate the dream-world will take notice and start attacking you, effectively undoing whatever influence you're trying to have on the dreamer.


Perfect "dead reckoning", or the ability to accurately navigate and tell your position and which direction you are heading in without need of compass, map, GPS, or any other outside tools, basically meaning you can never get lost on a trip.

Small areas only.

Erase people's memories.

You have to take them on yourself, with no filters.

Projecting your chi into fireballs and such.

More powerful attacks costs higher stamina. You won't survive unless you have adequate physical conditioning.

Control pheromones/hormones of yourself and other people.

To make your pheromones most effective, you have to refrain from bathing for prolonged periods of time (usually weeks) and remain in prolonged, close proximity to people (usually several minutes, in enclosed areas with little air circulation/wind). Obviously, most people mistake you for a smelly homeless person and tend to steer clear on sight alone, and you suffer from the usual maladies caused by poor hygiene.


The ability to nearly-instantly understand and speak/write fluently in any language, including computer code, sign and ancient dead languages, up to four at a time (not including your native language), so long as you are within hearing/reading proximity of a fluent speaker or written text, or for a full twenty-four hours (which ever is longer)

More than 4 will put a huge strain to your super-brain. Also, alien languages are much harder to learn/process.

Transform into multiple forms of dangerous alien life, and revert at will(Like Ben 10).

Long recharge/wait time between transformations, plus occasionally (and totally at random) you'll transform into a different species than the one you intended.


Unbreakable skin (bullet-proof, knife-proof, burn-proof, etc.)