Make a Superpower Useless.

Limited time, and only to human-made weapons. Alien materials can still damage your skin.

Turn anyone into your sex slave IRL, regardless of orientation, gender, and/or other specifics. And yes, you're very potent, and can last long in bed.

Effects eventually wear off, and you now rival Bill Cosby for number of rape/sexual-assault charges filed against you over the years.


The ability to consciously control the firmness and duration of my erections at will, as well as strong will-power to withhold triggering orgasms for as long (or as short) as I desire, as often as I desire (no refractory period). This includes willing myself not to have erections in certain social situations to avoid embarrassing faux pas.

Hmm...After overuse of the power your body ends up rejecting your penis all together and now you have no genitalia.

Should read all these post to see if they did this power yet...but eh. Power to control probability.

Power is subconscious/involuntary, only causes you bad luck. (also, don't worry about reusing a previously used power, there's more than one way to make a power suck)


The telepathic/spiritual ability to stare at a person's soul and cause pain, paralysis, coma, or death to them depending on the amount of evil within and/or number of sins committed.

doing so weakens your own soul and will shorten your lifespan.

able shapeshift into another person

Body dismorphia. Your alt forms never 'feel' right, and in fact feel outright wrong.

Cyberpathy, you can communicate mentally via the information networks. Remote hacking, et all.

Other hackers/cyber-security experts develop ways to hack into your nervous system


Unbreakable bones

Your bones are heavy, so you have low mobility/can't swim.

Conjure thunder/lightning/electric arcs from hands. Unlimited energy, and can be casted at will.

Although you can cast it at will you need to concentrate and control every single bit of energy meaning you will more than likely electrocute yourself and set everything on fire unless you on use small zapping rays.

Astral projection.

Use it too long and you can't get back to your body.

Make armors and project weapons to use/wear out of thin air, like Erza Scarlet. And yes, you have more than adequate physical conditioning.

Swapping out armor or weapons requires a long transformation sequence, and you don't live in an anime universe that prohibits your enemies from simply attacking you and interrupting/cancelling your power mid-transformation.


Time Stop (actually, altering other's perception of time so that they freeze in place for up to ten minutes while time passes for you and the rest of the world normally).

You can only stop time.. of one person.

Possess a powerful manifestation of your life energy, aka Stand, to aid you in combat.

"Powerful" is a subjective term as you don't have that much life energy to draw on, being sickly and physically frail to begin with.


The ability to mentally control any swarm of insects (bees, ants, locusts, mosquitoes, etc.), including hostile and mixed-species swarms, for as long as you want with no psychic repercussions and only minimal physical/mental strain.

Pick one.

-Can only control insects known to Earth/Terra, not alien ones
-Insects can have lust to the wielder and if they're not careful with bug management, they'll make one hell of a nope-worthy insect porn with the wielder.
-Power user is afraid of bugs in general.


Mind control multiple people, with unlimited duration/effect, and can be switched on/off at will, without giving excessive physical/mental strain to it's user.

Any attempt on mind control will instantly turn the victim's mind and all others in a 50 mile radius into a vegetative state.

You have that neato Nanosuit 2 from Crysis

There's a personality of a dead, former nanosuit user and he will overtake your body if your will ain't strong enough.

Molecular manipulation and acceleration

Only works to increase entropy of a system, done fucked up.

Turn yourself into a digital form back and forth at will!

Digital mode can be hacked/deleted/infected with viruses.

Insane, unpredictable clown criminal/prankster with weaponized toys/props.

Sadly, you're not the first clown/prankster on the scene, so no one takes you very seriously and you never get much farther than C-level status among the super-hero/villain community.


The ability to cook delicious and nutritious meals at a master-chef level in just about any ethnic style with minimal ingredients.

Small appetizers only.

Archery master, including lethal arrows.