Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

Well I'll take a shot at this. I don't believe I have yet.

-19
-nickname: Tone (toneberry)
-I am 5'9"-5'10" ish
-185lbs
-Still in college
-Have a job
-Ex weight lifter.

urk kinda tired so i'll just leave the basic stuff here for now

I am a narcissist when it comes to my baby-self; I will always say that I was the cutest [male] baby.

Only picture of me the public forum will see.
I did post a different one long ago, back in VUVC, but I like this one better.

- I am grateful for all that I have, even though I may not ever, really, show it.

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- I have trouble lying about anything. Good thing or bad thing, that's is for you to decide.

baby boy contest eh?

I wasn't so cute as a baby so I'm out

I was the most badass adventuring asian youngster ever lol
found myself on my roof by myself at the age of 4 XD
also found myself up a tree at that age lol

Edit: BG do u live in LA?

I despise competitions of any sort.

I love winning and putting ppl in their place >_>

I think I'm an avid reader, depending on the book and if I'm in the mood to read, I could finish a book in about a week to a month. The only problem I face when reading is that I tend to get into the book and ignore everyone, everything, and the tasks given to me. I even lost track of time while reading.

~I write prose. I am horrible at poetry and I fully admit that, my sister got the gift for poetry, while I got the gift for prose.

~I have written stories that I am very proud of, that make me cry, laugh, horny, etc. But I'm too defensive to ever let anyone else read them. You can't judge me. I'm obviously perfect. [size=10]This will obviously be an issue when I attempt to become a published writer.[/h]

~I can sit in 正座 (seiza) or formal Japanese sitting position comfortably for a fairly long time.

I am perhaps impossible to kill.

I recently suffered a major car crash in which I broke my arm, crushed my lung, battered my head something fierce (big case of scalp hematoma) a buncha other shit, and broke my freaking neck in two places.

I got hit by automobiles on four occasions, none going at what would be called slowly.

I fell off a three-story building and sprained my back.

I got caught in a freaking tornado while tree-planting.

I got kicked in the face by a horse. Went for reconstructive surgery which involved sawing my skull in half.

Save for the getting hit by cars, the events described above have all happened within the last two years.

People on fakku tell me I talk about sex a lot.

Actually, that's why I'm here, so yeah....

I try to find out new fetishes of me on the go and sometimes all it takes is a naughty dream or two to find that out, hmmhmm.

I wouldn't mind having sex with a really good reverse trap~

I see all your signatures.

Halloween is my favorite holiday. Candy, fuck yeah!

I'm currently unable to do anything but sniffle and burrow in bed. >_<

I read really quickly, and can finish novels a couple of hours.

I just learned how to tie a tie.

I can change my accent. From British, Scottish, Russian...etc.

I own 3 Guns. A S&W 29 (W/Nickel finish and houge grips), A Colt Commander 1911 (Fitted with a suppressor, cheap russian made optics) And My Springfield Armory M1A (Still waiting for the sipment though, the delivery was stalled in the fucking pre-elections gun ban) which is fitted with a harris bipod, A Cheap, russian scope and RIS to fit any attachments that I wish to install.

I am a former Bounty Hunter, (worked for 6 months) until a "small" incident made me quit the job.

I still can't get those instructions to stay in my head.

I actually looked it up and followed the instructions on this site.

http://www.tie-a-tie.net/

the more I grow up, the looser my grip of reality becomes. I dunno if it's something to brag about, but when I see people around me and their beloved and oh-so-important common sense, I do feel slightly proud.

I have a catagelophobia.