Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

I can't bring myself to like toblerone as the best tho...

I'm an asshole. :D

I hate myself, but I still think myself as much better than most other people- if only for being able to speak my mind rather than conform to the ridiculously shallow standards imposed upon us by society.

I feel it now, after a long, long time.

Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way, it worked out fine, 'coz you're an asshole tonight.

/lyricsquote

I like quoting random lyrics.

My computer needs a better graphics card.

I often don't associate myself with my neighbors unless I really need to.

I tend to wake up earlier these days.:D

well not extremely to me but to others yes, and my dom side comes out more often ima predator =w=

Also i can be prick according to my friends when we pointed out our bad characteristics

I think of myself as a gentleman and a sweet guy to the ladies and i like to show off for the guys when we hang aka going on roofs, running up walls and jumping over shit lol

I can not frown, no matter how hard I try. Seriously.

I suck at watching anime.

I'm good with money (sometimes).

(Reminded myself that I have money I could be spending. O:)

I like all and any genres of music exepct for [Modern day] Rap, and Country. Oh, and Screamo and other heavy metal song-esqe genres.

I'm pretty responsible, despite being very lethargic.

And lastly, I've changed a lot since I first came here. Just something I noticed yesterday.

I am going to use mr. princes since I not in the best state right now.



-I cannot smile no matter how hard I try. Seriously.



- This^



-I tend to always blow my cash.



-I don't have any specific dislikes, I just like classical and jazz/blues.



-This^



-This^

people should pay more attention and realise how awesome i am
i hate stupid people
i hate opinionated people
im not perfect, but i'm probably right
i don't like to impress people, they should impress me for once
i will only impress people if they're not the average person (brit people suck IMO)
i am an evil genious, yet these last two years i've been fail

- i'm pretty good at cooking.
- i just want everyone to be happy.
- i forgive almost everything. i can't stay angry. this will be my downfall.
- i'm gullible and naive.
- i feel left out easily.
- i think everyone hates me or finds me annoying.
- i love the snow.
- stars are my thing. forever.

- When I'm in a relationship, I tend to shut other guys off. This earned me the title "snob" among the guys. But I don't care. I'll never give my beloved a reason to get jealous or anything.

- I hold grudges and burn bridges.

- I like breaking rules. I have an artist's soul.

- I don't let anyone make me feel inferior.

- If I have to choose between making someone cry or crying, I'd choose making someone cry.

- I hate gossips with a passion.

- I hate paperbacks. A waste of valuable space.

- I intimidate a lot of guys but I don't mind. I actually like it.

- I don't believe in courtship. So, "no".

- I love coffee. I drink at least four cups of coffee everyday.

- Horror movies don't scare me, even the Japanese-made ones. I love the "One missed call" movies though.

- Leeches are the only creatures I'm scared of.

- I hate seeing blood. I get weak on the knees. My monthly visits are my personal hell in this world. (But I don't believe in hell)

- I'm a walking contradiction. I hate blood but I love the movies "Ninja Assassin" and "Azumi".

- My friends tell me that I act so anime-ish.

- My randomness has brought many people to insanity. That is why people should not laugh too hard.

- I love weird things and weird people. I can see myself in Haruhi Suzumiya.

- I can be really mean and sarcastic once I'm provoked.

- I don't start fights, I'm apathetic most of the times. But I'll accept any challenge given to me and I'll win.

- I'm really competitive. I hate losing.

- Dancing is my favorite exercise.

- I'm in love and always will be in love with him.

- I like crying once in awhile just because I think it's romantic.

- I love going to libraries and book shops.

- I love the color black, white, and brown. But I like colorful stuff too.

- My friends praise me because I seemingly appear to have no problems whatsoever. But really, I'm just a great pretender. And pretenders usually have the loneliest souls.

- I'm idealistic. I'm used to being disappointed and I hate it.

- I have a sweet tooth.

- I wish Earth has two moons and no sun.

- I wish there are no days, only nights.

- I hate summers, I love autumns and winters. Spring is fine.

- I'm not a pervert. I'm a super pervert. Jiraiya and Kakashi taught me well.

~ When I'm sick, I am a BIG baby. I like to be pampered and cuddled and snuggled and completely taken care of, even at the risk of the other person getting sick. I will be a whiny terror during pregnancy and I apologize in advance to the poor guy.

~ I am currently sick : (

~ I hate medicine and doctors.

~ One of the sexiest things a man can do is cook for me.

~ I am a fantastic cook and I can make brownies that will make you cum on contact ❤

~ I never say "I love you" first. No matter how much I feel it.

~ I think guys in briefs are sexier.

I interpret that as you've been pregnant before.

OT: I'm a genius, if we're to believe people around me. o.o

- I like to speak in the third person at times of boredom.

- I am sarcastic, (Probably the biggest thing about me.) and I make sarcastic remarks to, pretty much anyone I know well, especially my family. Because of this, my brother has labeled me with the nickname/title of "Sarcastic Jerk".

- I also like to be mean sometimes, just for the hell of it. Not to good friends though; just, like, in general, I guess. "A grouchy mood" in a way. *shrugs*

-"You're not the boss of me" is still my default mindset towards any authority figure.

-Despite the fact that it would more than likely result in numerous beatings, I'd like to try a stint in some military division.

-Standing is a default position for me. To the point where I can actually fall asleep and stay standing.

- I hate it when my friends are upset--I always feel so use/powerless.

- I want to help people whenever I can (of course there is a bias to this).

- I hate being ignored and/or left out of things.

- I become very weak when there is animal violence happening. Be it animal abuse from a human, or animal against animal violence. I can not take it. At. All. I'm the person who'll stop in the middle of the road, after hitting a deer/dog/cat/whatever, to grieve and mourn. I would never forgive myself either, despite it being an accident. =S