The Corrupt Wishing Game V2
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Granted, but first you find your soulmate/true love, get a perfect job that you really enjoy, obtain every material things that you truly want, become the healthiest and happiest person on the planet and near the peak of your happiness your world ends.
I wish for a Slinky.
I wish for a Slinky.
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Turns out the Slinky was made in Chinatown where products are cheap quality.
I wish I could sleep tonight.
I wish I could sleep tonight.
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Granted but the sculpture sculpture a 10ft tall marble sculpture of a bat.
I wish for a hot bowl of soup.
I wish for a hot bowl of soup.
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Granted. It's hot and instead of broth, it has AAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIID.
I wish to meet Tara Strong and geek out over how cool she is.
I wish to meet Tara Strong and geek out over how cool she is.
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Granted, but a leprechaun beats the shit out of you after and makes you his bitch for life.
I wish I could wake up at 10:30am.
I wish I could wake up at 10:30am.
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Granted, the milk is fresh but the cereal is moldy and has been expired for ages.
I wish to be all knowing.
I wish to be all knowing.
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Granted, but all your knowledge is dedicated to the daily growth of grass.
I wish for better blood circulation.
I wish for better blood circulation.
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Granted, but your body stops generating new blood and you then cut yourself in the artery.
I wish for an insect repellant.
I wish for an insect repellant.
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granted, but everyone who knew how to run nuclear reactor coolant machines died in the process, so theres only a few days to live.
i wish everyone was happy.
i wish everyone was happy.