The Corrupt Wishing Game V2
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Granted, you are now a fallen angel and sent to hell.
I wish I was the greatest Soul Calibur 5 player.
I wish I was the greatest Soul Calibur 5 player.
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Granted, but you will only be able to turn into a werewolf when the moon is full 2000 years from now.
I wish to know John Galt.
I wish to know John Galt.
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Granted, -CENSORED- will go yandere on you on Valentine's Day so she can be your Valentine...forever and ever. (knifes are included too) <3
I wish to have a futa girlfriend.
I wish to have a futa girlfriend.
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-CENSORED- is actually a guy.
OT: Granted, she's bigger than you.
I wish I had teleporting powers.
OT: Granted, she's bigger than you.
I wish I had teleporting powers.
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Granted, but you do not control when or where you teleport.
I wish I had a sister like Mikan from TLR.
I wish I had a sister like Mikan from TLR.
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Granted, but she moves out of the house and no longer lives with you and never bothers to visit or keep in contact because she is happier without you.
I wish I was friends with the Spy from TF2.
I wish I was friends with the Spy from TF2.
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Granted, you take all damages that red solo cups receives.
I wish for a lightsaber that can cut everything except me.
I wish for a lightsaber that can cut everything except me.
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Granted but it's so powerful it burns 10x the temperature of the surface of the sun and burns you to ash before burning itself out.
I wish for a garage full of my very own dream cars.
I wish for a garage full of my very own dream cars.
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Granted, your garage is too small the cars are crushed together and it is impossible to get them out.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Granted, but that would be your last wish.
I wish I can go back to sleep.
I wish I can go back to sleep.
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Granted, but you'll have a never ending nightmare which you won't wake up from.
I wish to have a regular, non foil copy of all Magic: the Gathering cards x4
I wish to have a regular, non foil copy of all Magic: the Gathering cards x4
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ToyManC
Forgot my safe word
Granted, but you will be stricken blind and unable to read or use your cards in a proper deck.
I wish I had another job.
I wish I had another job.