The Corrupt Wishing Game V2
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Granted, but that reality includes only members of your sex.
I wish that life was a little easier.
I wish that life was a little easier.
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Granted, you are now forever naked that way you won't waste time figuring out what to wear thus making your life easier. Also I shrank your penis size as a bonus.
I wish I had a brand new unbreakable bokken.
I wish I had a brand new unbreakable bokken.
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Granted, but the size of the bokken is only two inches.
I wish for some tasty green grapes to eat that won't make me sick.
I wish for some tasty green grapes to eat that won't make me sick.
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Granted, but once you finish eating them you are marked for death by the Organization to Conserve Grapes, a radical group dedicated to saving the defenseless grape from extinction through the use of VIOLENCE.
I wish I had an extra empty room to serve as storage for my extra junk.
I wish I had an extra empty room to serve as storage for my extra junk.
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Granted, but that room is the only room in your home and you now have to sleep outside.
I wish I could find my guitar pick.
I wish I could find my guitar pick.
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Granted, but that room is the only room in your home and you now have to sleep outside.
I wish I could find my guitar pick.
I wish I could find my guitar pick.
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Granted, but your double post disgusts your pick and it leaves you in a huff.
I wish Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles wasn't so goddamn hard.
I wish Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles wasn't so goddamn hard.
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Granted, It becomes so easy every time you start the game you get the ending.
I wish my drawings would come to life.
I wish my drawings would come to life.
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ShinZero wrote...
Granted, but your double post disgusts your pick and it leaves you in a huff.I wish Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles wasn't so goddamn hard.
Oh shit, I hadn't noticed the double.
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Granted, but then they leave you for a life of fame.
I wish I my computer used DDR 3 RAM so I could use the RAM sticks I have lying around.
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Granted but your computer overloads and explodes, hurting you a lot with shrapnel.
I wish I had the entire series of Law and Order: SVU. Cuz that show is cool.
I wish I had the entire series of Law and Order: SVU. Cuz that show is cool.
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Granted but it's in African click dialect and every possible form of translation is destroyed
I wish Carlos Slim would put me in his will for all of his wealth right before he died.
I wish Carlos Slim would put me in his will for all of his wealth right before he died.
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Granted, you are assimilated into the Undernet, or TOR as it is known in this world; thus filling you chock-full of viruses and hardcore illegal shit.
I wish Angelic Layer was real.
I wish Angelic Layer was real.
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Granted but it takes place past a dimensional portal that you can never never gain access to.
I wish I could have 100,000 dollars appear in a bag right next to me whenever I wanted it to, to spend.
I wish I could have 100,000 dollars appear in a bag right next to me whenever I wanted it to, to spend.
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Granted, it's from a dead civilization that no one believes ever existed, thus is deemed completely worthless.
For example
I wish to meet Nabeshin in person.
For example
Spoiler:
I wish to meet Nabeshin in person.
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Granted, he gives you an Afro and shoots up the place.
I wish all my characters would level up faster on Disgaea 4.
I wish all my characters would level up faster on Disgaea 4.
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Granted, but you forget to save and the power goes out and need to start all over again.
I wish i had the power to forget.
I wish i had the power to forget.
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[size=14]Granted, but you forget everything. Ever
I wish that my friends would pick up their goddamn phones. [/h]
I wish that my friends would pick up their goddamn phones. [/h]
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They pick up their phones, but only when they're having Tumultuous, Postal 2-tier violent sex.
I wish to ride a dragon around New York.
I wish to ride a dragon around New York.