The Hospital

[color=#993300]Find me sources then

Can't, it's common knowledge.

[color=#993300]Well find me an article that describes an overview of pedotrics, or pedoscopy, or whatever, if I can find it for pediatrics, then you should be able to as well. But as I know, unless it is a small specialist section that the widespread medical community doesn't know about, it doesn't exist. So find me this common knowledge of yours, find me evidence

I can only prove it as common knowledge, maybe you're right and it's an obscure sector, but it is known nonetheless, existing, regardless of titles, listings, or articles.

[color=#993300]Um.....I....just *facepalm*

Freaky for head Hematologist and Ophthalmology fellow.

You're in. We'll be needing to get bloods checked and translated. All that spills is yours, like the "fallen" burgers in fast food for the lowly McJob employee.

As of the eyes, why eyes?

I liek dem sockets. Jelly included.

That sounds ominous.

How is that even possible? It's only bone-hole.

Bone hole indeed.

Can you get me limbs?

I'd be the anesthesiologist.

Look man, Shino is right, that is a fact and I dare you to prove him wrong.

[color=#993300]I'll give you 5 minutes to explain to me why I should still carry on this conversation if there's is no value to it.

more like psychopath lol :D

Good Sir, I would like to be an Clinical laboratory scientist. I got great background knowledge on Chemical, Poisons, Diseases, etc. Don't mind the hole's on my arm's, it was all for Science!

This made me lol since I just got off my shift at the hospital XD

I guess it would be appropriate of me to be a nurse for this thread?

We have to import them one month before they get them from 3rd world Chinese prisoners. The Chinese love giving out prisoner organs to foreigners for big money.

True story.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-23722796



Sure, but we wont give free lunchs.

*Throws piles of paper from desk into trash bin*

Medical records are all tl;dr.

*reads patient records electronically and starts taking vitals*

I usually just pack my own, so long as I can get coffee and soda I'm cool with it.

I work 12+ hour shifts for real so I may not be on here too much, but intersting thread.