The Hospital

It's okay, they'll wake up.

Eventually.

The type B- supply is low... i found the medical cannabis in the store room F.

We'll start a "donate for life" campaign and give crap-quality t-shirts in exchange. Fuckers fall for that around the world, every year. Don't take more plants than you need, we also need to sell some to junkies.

This patient needs diagnosis:



I found that on the path to the cafeteria.

*Drag's local dumpster body into the Morgue.*

Ahh crap, I left a trail behind, I'm getting tired of cleaning this shit up.

*Leaving a voice message to Boss Man*

"Umm, Hi Boss man, I don't want to be that "guy" but by any chance do we have a janitor. I'm getting tired of cleaning after myself. For instance, Do you realize how hard it is to clean when you accident drop a jar of "pixie" dust right next to a fan. Not only did it get in my mouth, nose, and eyes, but it also went all over the fuck'n wall. Ohh crap someone knocking on the door, got to go, Ciao"

[color=#ff69b4]I DON'T WANT YOUR CONCERN!
I DON'T WANT YOUR FLITHY ARMS WRAPPED ABOUT ME!

Fallan wrote...

Blunt force trauma induced by a brick is best anesthesia.

[color=#ff69b4]I DON'T WANT TO BE ANAESTHETIZED BY BRICKS!

Shikinokami wrote...

You want them alive if you want to perform any surgery, not in coma, unless you want to fuck them, that is.

[color=#ff69b4]I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A COMA!

animefreak_usa wrote...

The type B- supply is low... i found the medical cannabis in the store room F.

[color=#ff69b4]I DON'T WANT TYPE B- BLOOD OR MEDICAL CANNABIS!

Shikinokami wrote...

We'll start a "donate for life" campaign and give crap-quality t-shirts in exchange. Fuckers fall for that around the world, every year. Don't take more plants than you need, we also need to sell some to junkies.

This patient needs diagnosis:

Spoiler:

I found that on the path to the cafeteria.

[color=#ff69b4]I DON'T WANT A DONATE FOR LIFE CAMPAIGN AND MADE IN CHINA T-SHIRTS!

RoyalElite wrote...

*Drag's local dumpster body into the Morgue.*

Ahh crap, I left a trail behind, I'm getting tired of cleaning this shit up.

*Leaving a voice message to Boss Man*

"Umm, Hi Boss man, I don't want to be that "guy" but by any chance do we have a janitor. I'm getting tired of cleaning after myself. For instance, Do you realize how hard it is to clean when you accident drop a jar of "pixie" dust right next to a fan. Not only did it get in my mouth, nose, and eyes, but it also went all over the ****'n wall. Ohh crap someone knocking on the door, got to go, Ciao"

[color=#ff69b4]I DON'T WANT DEAD BODIES OR PIXIE DUST OR JANITORS!


I DON'T WANT ANYONE'S CONCERN ANYMORE!

THIS PLACE IS KILLING ME IN THE INSIDE!

I NEED TO CHANGE! I KNOW INSANITY CAN BE CURED IF I STAND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER TYPING IN PINK FONT, PRETENDING THAT I AM IN SOME ASYLUM! I ******* *** KNOW THAT I CAN CHANGE!

[color=olive]Dammit! Why didn't I notice this? I feel so bad for not replying to this immidiately! omg hospital head leonard! First of all let me tell you that even though we have known each other for some time now, I want to support you even if you don't want me to! I will be rooting here for thousands of kilometres away in my room hoping you will find happiness.


I wish you a lot of good luck, I will be cheering and praying and know you will find happiness, because happiness come to those who care about others which we all know you do! Lastly hospital head leonard, I hope no matter what happens that you won't leave us forever. Else take a break, clear things out and cry out. We will always welcome you back when you are ready again or even if you come back when you are at your worst we will still welcome you with open arms and comfort you! So Cheer up and good luck! We are all with you, we are your allies not your enemies ❤

I'm B positive, maybe I could donate some~






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*adjust glasses*
Sir Leonard, could you sit on this chair?

All right, minions, gather up. I will not apologize for a series of unfortunate events, your low pay, selling medical cannabis to junkies, prostituting several unconscious patients, and selling your social security numbers and other important documents to Koreans. Not to count reducing all the funding of the other sectors to focus on cleaning dried shit and blood off the walls of the Asylum.


Also, I will be re-introducing myself to you all in a simple "Did You Know?" format. Now some facts on your doctor.

Dr Shino DYK!

Shino shines his equipments and doesn't take rape cases seriously?

Dr Shino DYK!

Shino is masochist, he forums.

Dr Shino DYK!

Shino does not eat pocky, rice, ramen, or sushi in futile attempts to emulate a culture he is not from?

Dr Shino DYK!

SHINO DOES NOT LIKE KITTEnS< PUPPIES< oR OTHER CUTE THINFGZ

Dr Shino DYK!

SHINo CaN RITE LikE A SIXTWEEN yeAR Old gURl!

Speaking of, we are out of anesthetics.

I love being a Grammar Nazi!




YOU AREN'T SHOWING ENOUGH CONCERN! I DEMAND A WALL OF TEXT WRITTEN LIKE THE PROLOGUE OF THE GAME OF THRONES THAT IS LONG AND IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND! HERE IS THE BLOODY LINK!

http://vk.com/doc-50747477_169577512?hash=add9da39798259c34c&dl=a66d6ae1a02f78d02e

EineKrone wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

The type B- supply is low... i found the medical cannabis in the store room F.

I'm B positive, maybe I could donate some~
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*adjust glasses*
Sir Leonard, could you sit on this chair?

[color=red]SHAN'T!

Shikinokami wrote...

All right, minions, gather up. I will not apologize for a series of unfortunate events, your low pay, selling medical cannabis to junkies, prostituting several unconscious patients, and selling your social security numbers and other important documents to Koreans. Not to count reducing all the funding of the other sectors to focus on cleaning dried shit and blood off the walls of the Asylum.


Also, I will be re-introducing myself to you all in a simple "Did You Know?" format. Now some facts on your doctor.

Dr Shino DYK!

Shino shines his equipments and doesn't take rape cases seriously?

Dr Shino DYK!

Shino is masochist, he forums.

Dr Shino DYK!

Shino does not eat pocky, rice, ramen, or sushi in futile attempts to emulate a culture he is not from?

Dr Shino DYK!

SHINO DOES NOT LIKE KITTEnS< PUPPIES< oR OTHER CUTE THINFGZ

Dr Shino DYK!

SHINo CaN RITE LikE A SIXTWEEN yeAR Old gURl!

Wait. I take that back. After seeing this, I comfort myself knowing that there are people more insane than me. Why, I feel more sane after reading this! I am no longer writing in pink!

Though I have to say, you are a very cruel man to be making fun of sixteen year olds who just want to indulge in some cyberspace fun. What is wrong with pretending to be someone you aren't? What is wrong with pretending to be a masochist even though you aren't one? What is wrong with pretending to be Japanese even though you aren't one? What is wrong in pretending to be a woman even though you aren't one?

[color=#993300]I'm detecting a certain dissonance. Come on Leonard, you're better than that.

And you know just as much as the next guy that insanity isn't measured by the color of the text you write, but rather how many times you've slit a man's common carotid artery after he tied you up and threatened to rape your mother since he SOMEHOW TRACKED YOUR MOTHER DOWN FOR SOME PAYMENT SHE HAD ALREADY PAID BUT THE COURIER HAD [size=14]FUCKED UP AND GOT KILLED ON THE WAY BACK TO GUANGZHOU[/h]

Ah, looks like I said too much

Ahem, anyways, if it is insanity you would like to cure, I believe a more psychodynamic approach would be more appropriate. Good day to you sir and wish luck in your endeavors

I would like to see you come up with something at the Writing Section that I can whine and pine at. All of that aside, allow me to turn this place into some repository for whatever drivel my mind can conjure up. Do take note that I am not using bold or coloured font for this post. I suppose that must mean something.

[color=#993300]Seeing that you did draft the idea of the thread why not create a new one seeing that it'd be more convenient for you if you'll be spending time usually on this section. You can receive notifications this way after all, instead of having to check regularly.

As for the writing event, I do apologize, for I will not be able to write a full story, though I already have come up with concept and plot and everything, just need to write it. Unfortunately, time constrains prevent me from doing so. However, I am able to come up with small rhyming poems on the fly, so if anything, I'll simply publish a bunch of them for the event

They way Fallan operates this Hospital will need a Lawyer on retainer.

We don't have one?!

[color=#993300]Oh people will die, either gruesomely or hysterically, or both

New Doctor reporting in.

But where did it all go!?



Fair point. Opening up position for e-lawyer.



A doctor of love, is that thing even possible?

Uh, well. You know how the morgue suddenly got a huge stock on dead bodies?

Some aren't technically, well... dead.

Revival crystals from a dumb fuck or just mixed up paperworks!?