WAIFU GAME XIV: AMERICAN PIE

PumpJack McGee · 2015-07-03T04:08:16+00:00

HOW TO PLAY: RRRRRUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRUUUUSSS Spoiler: Claims -Each user is allotted a minimum of three(3) characters. -And can get an additional one for either: Every two(2) years that the user has been part of the forums, or Every 500 posts, for a maximum of five(5) total claims. -Any established fictional character from any published work is claimable. Anime, Videogames, Comics, Manga, Hentai, Webcomics, Books, etc. If you can buy it, you can claim a character from it. e.g. Emily the Strange, is- indeed- claimable. Even though she's naught but a mascot- she is of published and purchasable material and is an established character. -Multiple incarnations of the same character, however, cannot be claimed separately. Timelines, alternate dimensions, cloning- whatever the cause- they all count as a singular character. e.g. Urashibara Ruka, although appearing as both a girl and a trap, cannot be claimed twice. -Claims are to be made by stating the full name of the character, true/alternate identity if they have one*, and the full name of the series from whence they came. *Exception to series within their debut season. -Side/minor characters can be claimed, provided they, have a name and/or show up at least three(3) times throughout the series e.g. Himeko Tachibana, although having only one spoken line throughout both seasons of K-ON, is a named character. -Real people can't be claimed. That includes other users, celebrities, supermodels, and people who don't even look real. Reclaims -During Rounds 4 and 5, the first six(6) people in each respective round are eligible for a Reclaim during the Summer 2015 game. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN At every game, all your claims are reset, meaning you must begin anew. However- should you be one of the lucky few to get a Reclaim, you get to keep one of your characters; carry one over from the previous game. -This must amount to a total of twelve(12) different users. So, although you may be among the first six in both rounds, you cannot get two Reclaims. That Reclaim spot will instead go to the next user in line. Rounds The rounds shall begin on the following dates. Round 1: July 11th. Round 2: July 18th. 4-5 EST Round 3: July 25th. 4-5 EST Round 4: Aug 8th. Round 5: Aug 22nd. Rounds 4 and 5 shall start around 8-9 pm. EST (GMT-5) They begin when I announce it within the game thread itself- so keep an eye out for that. Round 5 lasts until the next game. Winter 2015. Divorces -You can divorce one of your claims, should ever your affections be swayed you heartless bastard. -After divorcing, you cannot make another claim until full four(4) days/96 hours after you've made the divorce. -The divorced character cannot be claimed for a full two(2) days/48 hours. To give them time to pick up the SHATTERED PIECES OF THEIR BROKEN HEART. You monster. -Each player has a maximum of three(3) divorces per game. Philandering knave. Bonus Claims: Each game, I try to find ways to allow players to get more waifus. This time around, I thought a bit of a riddle. Send me a Private Message telling me why I chose to call this game 'American Pie', and I shall allot you one extra claim over your current maximum. But wait- there's more! Important (Things that are often ignored/misunderstood)

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PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

Zamor wrote...

Mito Ikumi from Shokugeki no Soma

Crap.

langying wrote...

Sabrina from the Pokemon series.

Crap.

Misaki_Chi wrote...

Albedo from the anime/novel series Overlord

Sonuva-

waynoinsano wrote...

Rory "The Reaper" Mercury from Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

JESUS FUCKBALLS.

You're all banned.

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

waynoinsano wrote...

for my next waifu --- Rory "The Reaper" Mercury from Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

Spoiler:

Awwwww.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

9 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

List of users who can eat a grip of dicks:

Tsa
Mrticktock
asaforever

Rest don't jelly

Up date with a d'wwwaaa for way. I like her look but the show isn't worth the time just for her.

melvinyongD

9 years ago

Tsamari wrote...

I, Tsamari, claim Kasumigaoka Utaha from Saenai heroine no sodatekata
Lewd Senpai is best senpai.

There goes my combo breaker.......oh well time to get waifus from other series this time

waynoinsano

9 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Zamor wrote...

Mito Ikumi from Shokugeki no Soma

Crap.

langying wrote...

Sabrina from the Pokemon series.

Crap.

Misaki_Chi wrote...

Albedo from the anime/novel series Overlord

Sonuva-

waynoinsano wrote...

Rory "The Reaper" Mercury from Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

JESUS FUCKBALLS.

You're all banned.

FUCK YOUR BAN
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PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

waynoinsano wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Zamor wrote...

Mito Ikumi from Shokugeki no Soma

Crap.

langying wrote...

Sabrina from the Pokemon series.

Crap.

Misaki_Chi wrote...

Albedo from the anime/novel series Overlord

Sonuva-

waynoinsano wrote...

Rory "The Reaper" Mercury from Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

JESUS FUCKBALLS.

You're all banned.

FUCK YOUR BAN
Forum Image: http://i.imgur.com/L63gvI2.jpg

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waynoinsano

9 years ago

langying wrote...

Data Zero wrote...

langying wrote...

Alright, I'm back at it. The last few days have given me time to think over what I really wanted out to do in this game. That being said,

I hereby claim Sona Buvelle, The Maven of The Strings from League of Legends!

Spoiler:

I'm surprised no one had tried to claim her in the first round or whatever. While I never played League of Legends, I do follow the lore and Sona is someone who has hit a sort of note with me. However, nothing seemed to grab me about her until I heard This Song.

Tell me, have you ever heard something so beautiful that it would make you fall in love with someone?

All my hate....

Planned claiming her next.

So much for that idea.

Yeah, well. I planned to claim Ahri along side her and somebody fucked that up for me. It's the nature of the nature of the game, mang.

Also, how come my claim hasn't popped up in the masterlist? I'd like the claim, but I don't remember how to link posts

Spoiler:

Zamor Cloudy

9 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Zamor wrote...

Mito Ikumi from Shokugeki no Soma

Crap.

langying wrote...

Sabrina from the Pokemon series.

Crap.

Misaki_Chi wrote...

Albedo from the anime/novel series Overlord

Sonuva-

waynoinsano wrote...

Rory "The Reaper" Mercury from Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

JESUS FUCKBALLS.

You're all banned.

Hey you took Rachnera, I wanted her too you fuck.

I think we both took some hits.

Cruz Dope Stone Lion

9 years ago

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

Cruz Dope Stone Lion

9 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

BigBudNineOneActual

9 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Zamor wrote...

Mito Ikumi from Shokugeki no Soma

Crap.

langying wrote...

Sabrina from the Pokemon series.

Crap.

Misaki_Chi wrote...

Albedo from the anime/novel series Overlord

Sonuva-

waynoinsano wrote...

Rory "The Reaper" Mercury from Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

JESUS FUCKBALLS.

You're all banned.

There's always next game, PJ.

asaforever The Lord of Butts!

9 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

List of users who can eat a grip of dicks:

Tsa
Mrticktock
asaforever

Rest don't jelly

Up date with a d'wwwaaa for way. I like her look but the show isn't worth the time just for her.

Your D?

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

cruz737 wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

Technically, thats still wrong.

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

You made a Type-Moon fan sad.............................................. ;-;

BigBudNineOneActual

9 years ago

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

You made a Type-Moon fan sad.............................................. ;-;

But you weren't fast enough..

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

mah f5 skills are world class m8

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