WAIFU GAME XIV: AMERICAN PIE

PumpJack McGee · 2015-07-03T04:08:16+00:00

HOW TO PLAY: RRRRRUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRUUUUSSS Spoiler: Claims -Each user is allotted a minimum of three(3) characters. -And can get an additional one for either: Every two(2) years that the user has been part of the forums, or Every 500 posts, for a maximum of five(5) total claims. -Any established fictional character from any published work is claimable. Anime, Videogames, Comics, Manga, Hentai, Webcomics, Books, etc. If you can buy it, you can claim a character from it. e.g. Emily the Strange, is- indeed- claimable. Even though she's naught but a mascot- she is of published and purchasable material and is an established character. -Multiple incarnations of the same character, however, cannot be claimed separately. Timelines, alternate dimensions, cloning- whatever the cause- they all count as a singular character. e.g. Urashibara Ruka, although appearing as both a girl and a trap, cannot be claimed twice. -Claims are to be made by stating the full name of the character, true/alternate identity if they have one*, and the full name of the series from whence they came. *Exception to series within their debut season. -Side/minor characters can be claimed, provided they, have a name and/or show up at least three(3) times throughout the series e.g. Himeko Tachibana, although having only one spoken line throughout both seasons of K-ON, is a named character. -Real people can't be claimed. That includes other users, celebrities, supermodels, and people who don't even look real. Reclaims -During Rounds 4 and 5, the first six(6) people in each respective round are eligible for a Reclaim during the Summer 2015 game. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN At every game, all your claims are reset, meaning you must begin anew. However- should you be one of the lucky few to get a Reclaim, you get to keep one of your characters; carry one over from the previous game. -This must amount to a total of twelve(12) different users. So, although you may be among the first six in both rounds, you cannot get two Reclaims. That Reclaim spot will instead go to the next user in line. Rounds The rounds shall begin on the following dates. Round 1: July 11th. Round 2: July 18th. 4-5 EST Round 3: July 25th. 4-5 EST Round 4: Aug 8th. Round 5: Aug 22nd. Rounds 4 and 5 shall start around 8-9 pm. EST (GMT-5) They begin when I announce it within the game thread itself- so keep an eye out for that. Round 5 lasts until the next game. Winter 2015. Divorces -You can divorce one of your claims, should ever your affections be swayed you heartless bastard. -After divorcing, you cannot make another claim until full four(4) days/96 hours after you've made the divorce. -The divorced character cannot be claimed for a full two(2) days/48 hours. To give them time to pick up the SHATTERED PIECES OF THEIR BROKEN HEART. You monster. -Each player has a maximum of three(3) divorces per game. Philandering knave. Bonus Claims: Each game, I try to find ways to allow players to get more waifus. This time around, I thought a bit of a riddle. Send me a Private Message telling me why I chose to call this game 'American Pie', and I shall allot you one extra claim over your current maximum. But wait- there's more! Important (Things that are often ignored/misunderstood)

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Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

mah f5 skills are world class m8

Oh well, forever in heart...

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

mah f5 skills are world class m8

Oh well, forever in heart...

I honestly thought I was the only one in for her if bigbudnine hadnt told me. Competition has been lacking in this game these last couple of years so I welcome it whenever a rival appears.

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

mah f5 skills are world class m8

Oh well, forever in heart...

I honestly thought I was the only one in for her if Ninebud hadnt told me. Competition has been lacking in this game these last couple of years so I welcome it whenever a rival appears.

Now where would be the fun if you knew you'd get her every time?
Too bad I can't just claim Alter by herself....but Alter is still Artoria.

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

mah f5 skills are world class m8

Oh well, forever in heart...

I honestly thought I was the only one in for her if Ninebud hadnt told me. Competition has been lacking in this game these last couple of years so I welcome it whenever a rival appears.

Now where would be the fun if you knew you'd get her every time?
Too bad I can't just claim Alter by herself....but Alter is still Artoria.

yuuup they're all mine :3

Forum Image: http://puu.sh/j4JTc/fdbd7f64ee.jpg

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Don't think I've ever lost a head to head battle for Saber. Maybe once to @Somesome back in the day.

May of had her if Bagman had not of fucked up, and Jack was on time, rip.

mah f5 skills are world class m8

Oh well, forever in heart...

I honestly thought I was the only one in for her if Ninebud hadnt told me. Competition has been lacking in this game these last couple of years so I welcome it whenever a rival appears.

Now where would be the fun if you knew you'd get her every time?
Too bad I can't just claim Alter by herself....but Alter is still Artoria.

yuuup they're all mine :3

Forum Image: http://puu.sh/j4JTc/fdbd7f64ee.jpg

I'm not sure why I find seeing the red X over Nero so damn funny xP
Hm...I'll have my gothic lolita Saber when the time comes.

melvinyongD

9 years ago

so who's d next guy to start round 3?

PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

melvinyongD wrote...

so who's d next guy to start round 3?

Luinthoron.

PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

cruz737 wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

Technically, thats still wrong.

Looks right to me.

She exists in all three versions and is playable in two.

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

cruz737 wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

Technically, thats still wrong.

Looks right to me.

She exists in all three versions and is playable in two.

Sent a pm for clarification. I don't think it's a big deal BUT waifus have been NTRd for less.

Data Zero Valkyrie Forces CO

9 years ago

wow.

The amount of yoinks here....

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

9 years ago

fgts fighting over saberwhore over the superior beauty and tight snatch of Rin.

asaforever wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

List of users who can eat a grip of dicks:

Tsa
Mrticktock
asaforever

Rest don't jelly

Up date with a d'wwwaaa for way. I like her look but the show isn't worth the time just for her.

Your D?

If i had a functional one.... sure. It like playing with wet spaghetti .

melvinyongD

9 years ago

luinthoron wrote...

My second waifu will, of course, be once again Shiraki Aeka from Yume Miru Kusuri.

since u won the right to start the round, could u state the time u start? Using EST of course

Data Zero Valkyrie Forces CO

9 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

fgts fighting over saberwhore over the superior beauty and tight snatch of Rin.

I have to agree on that.

PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

crazr wrote...

Oh, typo. Well, going to restate me claim.

If possible, I would also like to claim Ruby from RWBY since Jack took Yang. Again... TT-TT

Spoiler:

Missing something.

Also found that I still have this in my bookmarks.

Data Zero Valkyrie Forces CO

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

yuuup they're all mine :3

Forum Image: http://puu.sh/j4JTc/fdbd7f64ee.jpg

Saber Alter = best saber

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

9 years ago

melvinyongD wrote...

luinthoron wrote...

My second waifu will, of course, be once again Shiraki Aeka from Yume Miru Kusuri.

since u won the right to start the round, could u state the time u start? Using EST of course

Most likely around the same time as this round.

Cruz Dope Stone Lion

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

cruz737 wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

Technically, thats still wrong.

How.

Does she actually have a last name? Or is the new game suddenly not called Fates?

What's the point of saying I'm wrong with actually proving how?

623 wrote...

For my second, I claim Palutena from Kid Icarus.

Spoiler:

Wow. What a faggot.

Hentanize rebaS

9 years ago

cruz737 wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

cruz737 wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

Technically, thats still wrong.

How.

Does she actually have a last name? Or is the new game suddenly not called Fates?

What's the point of saying I'm wrong with actually proving how?

I thought that since "Fates" being the western name of a still unreleased game, you should've used "Fire Emblem if". Turns out it doesn't really matter according to Jack.

PumpJack McGee

9 years ago

Hentanize wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Hentanize wrote...

Tsamari wrote...

Man, it's like my work knows I want to be home for this, I don't work day of round 3 too.

So far being 2-3 not too bad.
Damn you @hentanize, just damn you.......

wha- ;-;

cruz737 wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

cruz737 wrote...

Someone took my Tharja butt. Thankfully Camilla butt was safe.

Not safe yet, actually.

I was informed that I said Awakening instead of Fates. Made a new post.

Technically, thats still wrong.

How.

Does she actually have a last name? Or is the new game suddenly not called Fates?

What's the point of saying I'm wrong with actually proving how?

I thought that since "Fates" being the western name of a still unreleased game, you should've used "Fire Emblem if". Turns out it doesn't really matter according to Jack.

Yup.

Awakening didn't fly because it's actually the wrong game. Fates works because it's the same game as if.

623 FAKKU QA

9 years ago

cruz737 wrote...

623 wrote...

For my second, I claim Palutena from Kid Icarus.

Spoiler:

Wow. What a faggot.

Claimed her last game as well. Â¯\_(ãƒ„)_/Â¯

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